( cheer & applause )
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,WOW, WHAT A GREAT AUDIENCE.
I JUST FLEWINTO SOUTH PARK.
USED TO BE I DIDN'TNEED AN AIRPLANE !
( all )AWWW !
AS MOST OF YOU KNOW...
I AM A STRONG SUPPORTER OFSTEM-CELL RESEARCH.
THANKS A LOT FORGOING TO MY COMEDY SHOW !
WE DIDN'T GOTO YOUR COMEDY SHOW.
I KNOW THAT !
I WAS BEING FAC--FAC-- FACETIOUS !
WELL, DUDE,CHRISTOPHER REEVE, DUDE.
OOH, CHRISTOPHER REEVE !
WHOOP-DEEFREAKIN' DO !
DUDE,THAT'S NOT COOL.
YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE FUNOF CHRISTOPHER REEVE.
YEAH, DUDE,NOT COOL.
THOUGH IT ISCONTROVERSIAL...
STEM-CELL RESEARCHIS CRITICAL...
IN THE QUESTFOR HELPING...
I PUT TOGETHERA COMEDY SHOW
AND I WAS CRIPPLEDFROM BIRTH !
UH, GUYS, I THINK WE BETTERSTAY OUT OF THIS ONE.
YEAH, THIS ISSTARTING TO LOOK LIKE
SOMETHING WE SHOULDN'TBE ANY PART OF.
LET'S GO PLAYWITH TRUCKS OR SOMETHING.
CAN YOU BELIEVETHIS ASSWIPE, TIMMY ?
WHY IS A CELEBRITYWHO BECAME CRIPPLED
MORE IMPORTANT THAN US THATWERE BORN THAT WAY, VERY MUCH ?
IN THE COMING DAYS...
I WILL PROVETO THE WORLD
THAT STEM-CELL RESEARCHIS A MIRACLE.
Jimmy expresses his negative opinions on Christopher Reeve.
Jimmy and Timmy ask to join the Denver Crips.x CLOSE
Jimmy ends the war between the Bloods and the Crips, and Superman is banished from Earth forever.x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy take out thirteen Bloods in a single, unintentional stroke.x CLOSE
Butters is the only person to show up for Jimmy's standup comedy show.x CLOSE
Jimmy expresses his negative opinions on Christopher Reeve.x CLOSE
Jimmy won't let Cartman join his special club.x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy learn that a group called The Crips already exists.x CLOSE
Christopher Reeve sucks a fetus on The Larry King Show.x CLOSE
Christopher Reeve stands after eating another fetus.x CLOSE
The City Wok guy believes Jimmy and Timmy are robbing him.x CLOSE