IS HE GOING TO BEALRIGHT, DOCTOR ?
YOUR SON TRIED TOKILL HIMSELF
IN A RITUALISTIC FASHIONI'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
HIS CHANCES OF SURVIVINGARE VERY SLIM.
I'M SO SORRY.
OH BABY, BABY,YOU CAN'T DIE !
YEAH, WE HAVE A REPORTTO DO, ASSHOLE !
GET UP !GET UP !
OOH, EASY, KYLE.
BUT IT'S NOT FAIR !
WE HAVE TO DO A FULL REPORTON THE FOUNDING FATHERS
AND CARTMAN GOT OUT OFHELPING US AGAIN !
I GUESS WE'RE JUSTGONNA HAVE TO DO IT
WITH THE THREE OF US.
COME ON, GUYS.
I KNOW YOU'RE IN A VERY DARKPLACE NOW, SWEETIE,
BUT YOU MUST COMETOWARD THE LIGHT.
COME TOWARD LIGHT !
'ERE WE ARE, THEN,
THE CURRENT RESIDENCE OFMASTER THOMAS JEFFERSON !
SUPER NEAT-O !
I'M AFRAID YOU'LLHAVE TO WAIT HERE.
BUT I NEED TO TALK TOTHE FOUNDING FATHERS
TO DO MY REPORT.
SORRY, ONLY THEOFFICIAL MESSENGER BOY
IS ALLOWED TO TALK TOMR. JEFFERSON.
OH, OKAY,I GUESS I UNDERSTAND.
♪ I DON'T WANNA WAIT
♪ FOR OUR LIVESTO BE OVER ♪♪
( screaming )
HELLO, I AMTHOMAS JEFFERSON.
AND I AM THE OFFICIALMESSENGER BOY, I AM !
VERY WELL, TAKE THIS DOCUMENTTO THE CONTINENTAL CONGRESS.
WOW, THE DECLARATION OFINDEPENDENCE DAY.
SOME FAVOR GOING TO WARWITH ENGLAND
AND OTHERS WANT TOAVOID WAR AT ALL COSTS.
IT'S A BITCH, AIN'T IT ?
PERHAPS THIS DOCUMENT WILLMAKE THE REASONS FOR WAR
OBVIOUS TO ALL.
GOOD LUCK, YOUNG MESSENGER,NOW MAKE HASTE !
Official Messenger Boy
Cartman is told to deliver the Declaration of Independence to the Continental Congress.
Cartman saves the day with what he learned from his flashback.x CLOSE
The opposing sides sing their views at the rally.x CLOSE
Cartman has trouble studying his founding fathers.x CLOSE
The students partake in a walkout, protesting the war in Iraq.x CLOSE
The pro-war side and the anti-war side fight it out.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to knock himself into a flashback.x CLOSE
The mayor grants everyone the right to protest.x CLOSE
Cartman flashes back to 1776.x CLOSE
Cartman is told to deliver the Declaration of Independence to the Continental Congress.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle are forced to give a presentation at the anti-war rally.x CLOSE