GET UP THE STAIRS !THE SLEIGH IS ON THE ROOF !
JESUS !BEHIND YOU !
JESUS ?JESUS ?
( sputtering )
DON'T, DON'T WORRY, JESUS,IT'S NOTHING.
JUST A SCRATCH.
YOU'RE A...BAD LIAR.
HEY-- BUT WE SURE GAVE 'EMONE HELL OF A FIGHT, HUH ?
WE SURE DID, JESUS.
DUDE, THIS IS PRETTY( bleeped ) UP RIGHT HERE.
SANTA--I'M HERE, JESUS.
DON'T, DON'T EVER--
LET THEM TAKE AWAY--OUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
OH MY GOD--IRAQIS KILLED JESUS.
( yelling )
COME ON, KIDS !
You're A Bad Liar
Jesus dies to save Santa Claus and the boys.
The boys board Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole.x CLOSE
Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down over Baghdad.x CLOSE
Santa Claus brings joy to South Park.x CLOSE
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.x CLOSE
Jimmy begins to stutter his way through "The Twelve Days of Christmas."x CLOSE
The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus.x CLOSE
The boys get into Santa's backup sleigh to enlist the help of Jesus.x CLOSE
The Iraqis torture Santa Claus using electric shocks to the testicles.x CLOSE
Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.x CLOSE
Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.x CLOSE