♪ ON THE E-E-ELEVENTH DAYOF C-CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ MY T-TRUE LOVEGAVE TO ME ♪
♪ ELEVEN P-P-PIPERSP-P-PIPING... ♪
( choking )
DRINK IT !DRINK THE OIL !
THIS IS ALL YOU WESTERNCAPITALISTS WANT !
JESUS CHRIST !
THANK, THANK GODFOR YOU, JESUS.
HERE--CAN YOU WALK ?
SANTA'S LEGSARE BROKEN.
THEY ARE HEALED.
I JUST COULDN'T DO IT.
I JUST COULDN'TLET HIM LIVE.
HE SHOCKEDSANTA'S BALLS !
( alarm klaxons )
MORE SOLDIERSARE COMING !
LET'S MOVE-- MOVE !
I Just Couldn't Let Him Live
Jesus and the boys bust in on the Iraqis torturing Santa.
The boys board Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole.x CLOSE
Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down over Baghdad.x CLOSE
Santa Claus brings joy to South Park.x CLOSE
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.x CLOSE
Jimmy begins to stutter his way through "The Twelve Days of Christmas."x CLOSE
The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus.x CLOSE
The boys get into Santa's backup sleigh to enlist the help of Jesus.x CLOSE
The Iraqis torture Santa Claus using electric shocks to the testicles.x CLOSE
Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.x CLOSE
Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.x CLOSE