YOU'RE A SICK CAPITALISTDOG, MY MAIN MAN.
THIS IS BAGHDAD ?
GOD, WHAT A( bleep )-HOLE.
I MEAN-- OH WOW, THESE POORUNFORTUNATE PEOPLE !
Red Sleigh Two,two come in.
WE'RE HERE !
You're coming up on thesource of the signal.
You're right ontop of him !
HE MUST BE IN THATBUILDING BELOW US.
LAND IT ON THE ROOF,MR. HANKEY.
HOWDY HO, JESUS.
KAK BALA ?!
WAIT HERE,I CAN HANDLE THIS.
KEEM KALA ? KEEEM KAK BALA !
YEA, LOOK UPON MEAND KNOW ME.
HALAK BALA ! KLEEM BALA !
MY CHILDREN, YOU SHOULDKNOW SOMETHING--
( gurgling )
( silenced gunshots )
LET'S GO !
THIS IS SUCH A MAGICALCHRISTMAS ADVENTURE, YOU GUYS.
What A Shithole
Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.
The boys board Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole.x CLOSE
Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down over Baghdad.x CLOSE
Santa Claus brings joy to South Park.x CLOSE
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.x CLOSE
Jimmy begins to stutter his way through "The Twelve Days of Christmas."x CLOSE
The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus.x CLOSE
The boys get into Santa's backup sleigh to enlist the help of Jesus.x CLOSE
The Iraqis torture Santa Claus using electric shocks to the testicles.x CLOSE
Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.x CLOSE
Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.x CLOSE