( coughing )
GOD,IT TOOK FOREVER !
WOW, IS THATWHERE SANTA LIVES ?
SANTA'S FORTRESSOF SOLITUDE !
MR. HANKEY !
WE NEED TO SEE SANTARIGHT AWAY
ON URGENTCHRISTMAS BUSINESS.
SURE THING !
HEY, AREN'T YOU GUYS THEUNDERPANTS GNOMES ?
10 MONTHSOUT OF THE YEAR.
BUT THIS TIME OF YEARWE HELP SANTA !
HERE HE IS !
HO HO HO !MERRY CHRISTMAS !
WOW !WOW !WOW !
HOWDY HO, SANTA !
MR. HANKEY,HOW ARE YOU ?
ALL READYFOR CHRISTMAS ?
I WAS JUST STARTINGTO LOOK OVER
THE NEW NAUGHTY AND NICE LISTTHE GNOMES PREPARED FOR ME.
ARE THE TABULATIONSALL CLOSED OFF THEN ?
OH, NO, THEY KEEP IT OPEN UNTILMIDNIGHT OF CHRISTMAS EVE.
SOME KIDS ACTUALLYTRY TO CRAM IN
A LOT OF NICENESSRIGHT AT THE END.
HO, THAT'S SOLAME OF THEM.
SANTA, MY FRIENDS ARETRYING TO DO SOMETHING
VERY SPECIALTHIS CHRISTMAS.
TELL HIM, ERIC.
WELL SANTA,IT'S JUST THAT--
I WAS THINKING ABOUTALL THE PEOPLE IN IRAQ
WHO ARE AFRAID THATWE MIGHT BOMB THEM.
AND I JUST THOUGHT--WELL, MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HURT
TO SEND THEM A LITTLE BIT OF OURCHRISTMAS SPIRIT AS WELL.
YOU KNOW,YOU'RE RIGHT.
SANTA HASN'T BEEN TO THAT PARTOF THE WORLD IN A LONG TIME.
PERHAPS SANTA COULD BRING PEACETO THIS WHOLE SITUATION !
THAT'S WHATI THOUGHT.
GNOMES, LOAD UP THE SLEIGHWITH TOYS !
SANTA'S GOING TO MAKEA SPECIAL RUN !
AND YOU BOYS CAN ALL WATCH MEFROM OUR FLIGHT CONTROL ROOM.
♪ AND A P-P-PARTRIDGEIN A P-PEAR TREE ♪
♪ ON THE F-FOURTH DAYOF CH-CH-- ♪
♪ CHRISTMAS MY T-TRUELOVE GA-GAVE TO M-M-MEEE ♪
Santa's Fortress of Solitude
The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys board Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole.x CLOSE
Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down over Baghdad.x CLOSE
Santa Claus brings joy to South Park.x CLOSE
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.x CLOSE
Jimmy begins to stutter his way through "The Twelve Days of Christmas."x CLOSE
The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus.x CLOSE
The boys get into Santa's backup sleigh to enlist the help of Jesus.x CLOSE
The Iraqis torture Santa Claus using electric shocks to the testicles.x CLOSE
Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.x CLOSE
Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.x CLOSE