IN A MOMENT WE'LL BE LIGHTINGTHE SOUTH PARK CHRISTMAS TREE
TO KICK OFFTHE HOLIDAYS !
( crowd )HOORAY !
CHRISTMAS TREE !CHRISTMAS TREE !
CHRISTMAS TREE !
HI GUYS !
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMASTO YOU !
GOD BLESS US,EVERY ONE !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,CARTMAN ?
I'M JUST LETTING YOU GUYS KNOWHOW SPECIAL YOU ARE TO ME.
BUT NOW BEFOREWE LIGHT THE TREE
I THINK WE SHOULD ALLREFLECT FOR A MOMENT
ON THOSE WHO ARELESS FORTUNATE THAN US.
RIGHT NOW IN IRAQTHERE ARE CHILDREN WHO FEAR US
AND WHAT WE MIGHT DOTO THEIR COUNTRY.
THE THREAT OF WARTOUCHES US ALL--
BUT OVER IN IRAQ,THERE IS NO CHRISTMAS.
THEY HAVE NOTHING.
I HATE WHEN THE MAYORUSES CHRISTMAS
FOR HER OWN POLITICALAGENDA--
LIGHT THE DAMN TREE !
( crowd )YEAH !
CHRISTMAS TREE !CHRISTMAS TREE !
OH MY GOD--THAT'S IT.
WHAT'S IT ?
DON'T YOU SEE ?
THIS TIME OF YEAR,WE SHOULD BE BRINGING CHRISTMAS
TO THE LESS FORTUNATES !
FOLLOW ME !
YOU GUYS,COME ON, RIGHT NOW !
ALRIGHT, HERE TO LIGHTTHE CHRISTMAS TREE
IS A VERY SPECIALYOUNG MAN
WHO SHOWS US ALL THE TRUEMEANING OF CHRISTMAS--
( applause & cheers )
WOW, WHAT ATERRIFIC AUDIENCE.
THANK YOU FOR GIVING METHIS GREAT HONOR, MAYOR.
BEFORE I L-L-LIGHTTHE TREE
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULDSING MY FAVORITE
C-CHRISTMAS SONGREAL QUICK ?
AWW !AWW !
WELL, WE'D LOVE A CHRISTMASSONG, WOULDN'T WE, FOLKS ?
CHRISTMAS SONGS !CHRISTMAS SONGS !
ALRIGHT, HERE IT GOES.
♪ ON THE FIRST DAYOF C-C... ♪
♪ CHRISTMAS MY T-T...TRUE-TRUE LOVE ♪
♪ G-G-GAVEG-G-GAVE ♪
♪ GAVE TO...M-M-M... ♪
♪ A PAR...A PAR... ♪
Jimmy's Favorite Christmas Song
Jimmy begins to stutter his way through "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys board Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole.x CLOSE
Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down over Baghdad.x CLOSE
Santa Claus brings joy to South Park.x CLOSE
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.x CLOSE
Jimmy begins to stutter his way through "The Twelve Days of Christmas."x CLOSE
The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus.x CLOSE
The boys get into Santa's backup sleigh to enlist the help of Jesus.x CLOSE
The Iraqis torture Santa Claus using electric shocks to the testicles.x CLOSE
Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.x CLOSE
Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.x CLOSE