ALRIGHT, I'M DONE.
YOU'RE DONE ?
YES, I'VE TALLIED UP ALL THETIMES YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY
AND DEDUCTED THE TIMESYOU'VE BEEN NICE.
YEAH, SO,HOW'S IT LOOK ?
IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, ERIC,IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
BUT I'LL STILL BE GETTINGPRESENTS THIS YEAR, RIGHT ?
ACTUALLY IT LOOKS LIKETHIS YEAR YOU'RE GONNA
OWE SANTA 306 PRESENTS.
4,312 INSTANCESOF BEING NAUGHTY AGAINST
THREE DEDUCTIONSOF BEING NICE.
YOU DIDN'T DEDUCTALL MY NICE INVOICES.
LOOK, WHAT ABOUTTHIS ONE ?
YES, WELL, I DIDN'T THINK
"HITTING CLYDE IN THE BALLSWITH SLINGSHOT"
REALLY COUNTED AS NICE.
IT WAS NICE FOR TOKEN,HE LAUGHED FOR LIKE20 MINUTES.
YOU CAN'T DEDUCT THINGSLIKE THAT, ERIC,
SANTA WILL KNOW ANDHE'LL COME AFTER YOU.
GOD DAMMIT, I HAVE TO GETTHAT HAIBO ROBOT DOLL,
YOU SON OF A BITCH !
HEY, I'M JUST YOURNAUGHTY OR NICE ACCOUNTANT,
DON'T BLAME MEFOR THE NUMBERS !
HAVEN'T YOU SEENTHE HAIBO DOLL ?
IT'S LIKE A PET,A ROBOT PET.
YOU HAVE TO FEED IT AND PET ITOR ELSE IT DIES,
AND IT'S THE COOLESTTHING EVER !
SANTA HAS TOBRING ME ONE !
WELL, LOOK, AREN'T THEREANY OTHER NICE THINGS
YOU'VE DONE RECENTLYWE CAN WRITE OFF HERE ?
OH ! I BRUSHEDMY TEETH LAST NIGHT.
BRUSHING YOUR TEETH ISN'TNAUGHTY OR NICE, ERIC.
IT JUST FALLS MORE INTOTHE CATEGORY OF
"BRUSHING YOUR TEETH".
WELL, THERE'S STILL TIMEBEFORE CHRISTMAS.
CAN'T I STILLMAKE UP FOR IT ?
IF YOU CURED CANCER AND AIDS NEXT WEEK,
YOU WOULD STILL OWETWO PRESENTS.
JESUS CHRIST !
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNAHAVE TO FIND A WAY TO DO
THE NICEST, GREATEST THINGANYONE HAS EVER DONE.
Haibo Robot Doll
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys board Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole.x CLOSE
Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down over Baghdad.x CLOSE
Santa Claus brings joy to South Park.x CLOSE
At the rate he's going, Cartman will owe Santa Claus over 4,000 presents.x CLOSE
Jimmy begins to stutter his way through "The Twelve Days of Christmas."x CLOSE
The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus.x CLOSE
The boys get into Santa's backup sleigh to enlist the help of Jesus.x CLOSE
The Iraqis torture Santa Claus using electric shocks to the testicles.x CLOSE
Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.x CLOSE
Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.x CLOSE