OKAY, VERY NICE,VERY NICE.
OH WAIT--GOD DAMMIT, PHILIPPE !
THE CLASSIC BROWN POOPIS SUPPOSED TO GO IN THEPARENTS BEDROOM.
THE LIVING ROOM IS SUPPOSEDTO BE ALL BABY GREEN POOP.
QUE ? LA CACA NO ESTA AQUI ?
LA CACA DE MORENO ALTA, SI ?
AQUI ES VERDE, SENOR, ES VERDE !
ARRIBA ! ARRIBA !
SI, SI, SENOR !
BIEN, GRACIAS. E TU ?
CARLOS !CARLOS, NO !
WE WANT A TEXTURED EFFECT ON THENUT N' CORN CRUNCH POOP !
THAT'S WHY WE SPACKLEWITH THE SPONGE, SEE ?
SPACKLE GENTLY. LA MARRDO.
GENTLY, SEE ? MARRDO.
UGH, SO HARD TO FINDGOOD HELP.
AH, BUTTERS ! LIKE WHATYOU'RE SEEING SO FAR ?
BOY, IT SURE ISSTINKY IN HERE.
YEAH, WELL,300 GALLONS OF POOP
ISN'T GONNA SMELL LIKEA GARDEN, BUTTERS.
BUT I THINK IT'S COMINGTOGETHER REAL NICE.
LOOK, ERIC,I BEEN THINKING,
MY PARENTS SURE ARE GONNA BEAWFUL SORE AND I DON'T--
YES, WELL, I'VE DONE MY JOB,HAVEN'T I ?
PEPETE !PEPETE, NO !
NO COME LA TACO EN LA TRABAJAR !!
YES, WELL, IT'S HARD TOFIND WORK IN COMMERCIALS
SO I ENDED UP--OH, STAN !
OH DUDE,HOW'S IT GOING, MAN ?
HEY, YOU WANNA GO UPSTAIRSAND PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK ?
HIDE AND GO SEEK, HUH ?
YEAH, STAN,WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS
AND PLAY WITH YOURSELF.
I DON'T BELIEVE THATHE'S MY FUTURE SELF.
YEAH, BUT WE CAN'T BE SURE,SO WE BETTER ASSUME HE IS
AND NEVER TRY THAT FIRSTMARIJUANA CIGARETTE, HUH ?
NO, ACTUALLY, I HAVEA WAY TO BE SURE.
I'M GOING TOCUT OFF MY HAND.
IF HE IS MY FUTURE SELF,THEN HIS HAND WILL DISAPPEAR.
STANLEY, YOU DON'TNEED TO DO THAT !
HE IS YOUR FUTURE SELF !
BUT I HAVE TO KNOWFOR SURE.
DON'T BE SILLY, STAN,
YOU DON'T WANNAGO THROUGH LIFE WITHOUTONE OF YOUR HANDS.
MAYBE IT'S THE HAND I SMOKEDTHAT FIRST JOINT WITH.
HERE I GO,I'M GONNA DO IT.
UH, NOTHING,GO AHEAD.
OOOOOH !OH MY GOD, LOOK !
WHY, HIS HANDDID DISAPPEAR !
HE IS YOUFROM THE FUTURE !
OH, JESUS CHRIST,HELP ME !
THAT'S WEIRD, BECAUSE I DIDN'TREALLY CUT OFF MY HAND--
IT WAS FAKE.
UH, LOOK, IT WAS FAKEIN THE FUTURE TOO !
LOOKS LIKE YOU BETTER REALLYWATCH OUT FOR MARIJUANA,
Stan's plan to get his parents to tell the truth doesn't work.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents finally come clean.x CLOSE
Butters and Stan realize that their future selves are actors.x CLOSE
Stan is not satisfied with Cartman's poop-smearing plan.x CLOSE
The boys find a joint in the woods.x CLOSE
Future Stan shows up at the Marsh house.x CLOSE
Future Stan meets the other boys.x CLOSE
Butters introduces Stan to his future self.x CLOSE
Stan and Butters seek revenge on their parents.x CLOSE
Stan has no success confronting his parents about their lies.x CLOSE
Stan's plan to get his parents to tell the truth doesn't work.x CLOSE