HEY FUTURE SELF.
YES, FORMER SELF ?
YOU KNOW THAT THINGTHAT I'VE KEPT HIDDEN
IN THE HOLE IN THE WALLFOR TWO YEARS
THAT I'VE NEVERTOLD ANYBODY ABOUT ?
YOU KNOW, THE THING THAT ITAKE OUT OF THE SHOE BOX
EVERY NIGHT BEFOREI GO TO SLEEP ?
YOU MUST KNOW WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT ?
SURE, UH, UH...
OH MAN, COULD YOU ALLEXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND ?
I THINK I'M GONNACRAP MY PANTS.
UH, STAN, DON'T YOU THINKYOU'RE UPSETTING
YOUR FUTURE SELF A LITTLE ?
YEAH, STAN, DON'T BESO HARD ON YOURSELF.
I DON'T THINK THAT GUYIS FROM THE FUTURE.
OH, YOU, YOU DON'T ?
NO, YOU KNOWWHAT I THINK ?
I THINK THIS IS ALLAN ELABORATE HOAX.
AND I THINK THAT WHOEVERIS DOING IT
DOESN'T HAVE VERY MUCHRESPECT FOR ME.
SEE, THE BEST WAY TO TRY TOMOTIVATE SOMEBODY
IS BY BEING DIRECT WITH THEM,TO BE HONEST WITH THEM.
I THINK THIS WHOLE FUTURE SELFTHING IS A LIE,
AND LIES ARE NEVER THE RIGHT WAYTO GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHATI THINK, STAN ?
I THINK HE ISFROM THE FUTURE !
YEAH, HE MUST BE !
IT'S LIKE, I JUST FEELHE'S OUR SON, YOU KNOW ?
RIGHT, THAT'SMOTHER'S INTUITION.
YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.
NO, STAN, I THINK THE ONLY WAYYOU'RE GONNA GET RID OF HIM
IS BY STAYING CLEAROF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL !
Stan has no success confronting his parents about their lies.
The parents finally come clean.x CLOSE
Butters and Stan realize that their future selves are actors.x CLOSE
Stan is not satisfied with Cartman's poop-smearing plan.x CLOSE
The boys find a joint in the woods.x CLOSE
Future Stan shows up at the Marsh house.x CLOSE
Future Stan meets the other boys.x CLOSE
Butters introduces Stan to his future self.x CLOSE
Stan and Butters seek revenge on their parents.x CLOSE
Stan has no success confronting his parents about their lies.x CLOSE
Stan's plan to get his parents to tell the truth doesn't work.x CLOSE