HOW ABOUT THIS--WINTER PARK.

IT LOOKS KINDA NICE.

NO, WE GOTTA RUN AWAYSOMEWHERE WARM.

OH, LOOK AT THIS, STAN.

"ARE YOU SICK OFYOUR PARENTS ?

"DO YOU WANT REVENGE FORSOMETHING THEY'VE DONE TO YOU ?

"CALL THE PARENTAL REVENGECENTER OF WESTERN AMERICA

"FOR A FREE CONSULTATION.

RESULTS GUARANTEED."

DUDE, I DIDN'T KNOWTHERE WAS SUCH A THING !

HEY LOOK, SOMEBODYLOST THEIR CAT.

UH, HI, IS THIS THEPARENTAL REVENGE CENTER

OF WESTERN AMERICA ?

UH, I'M REALLY PISSED OFFAT MY PARENTS

AND I WANT TO IMPOSE SWIFT ANDHORRIBLE REVENGE UPON THEM ?

LOOK, YOU CAN MAKEYOUR WIENER BIGGER

IN JUST THREE WEEKS.

OH REALLY ?

OKAY, WHERE ARE YOULOCATED, PLEASE ?

GREAT, UM, CAN ICOME BY TOMORROW ?

THIS LADY WILL COME ANDMASSAGE YOUR WIENER FOR $95.

WELL, THAT'S APRETTY GOOD DEAL.

11:00 IS GREAT,THANK YOU.

THAT WAS EASY !

I JUST HAVE TOGO TO THEIR OFFICE

AND THEY'LL HELP ME FIGURE OUTHOW TO GET BACK AT MY PARENTS.

HEY, I WANNA GET REVENGE ONMY DOUCHE BAG PARENTS TOO !

FINE, THEN YOU CANCOME WITH ME.

HOORAY !

AND THEN WE CANMAKE OUR WIENERS BIGGER

AND HAVE A LADYMASSAGE 'EM.

I GUESS THIS IS IT.

UH, HELLO ?

WE'RE HERE ABOUT REVENGEON OUR PARENTS ?

YES, COME IN, PLEASE.

CARTMAN ?!

OH, STAN, BUTTERS, I DIDN'TKNOW IT WAS YOU GUYS.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUDOING HERE ?

I'M RUNNING A BUSINESS, STAN,ARE YOU MY 11:00 ?

YOU'RE THE PARENTAL REVENGECENTER OF WESTERN AMERICA ?

GOD DAMMIT, I KNEW THIS WASTOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

COME ON, BUTTERS,LET'S GO !

SO YOU DON'T WANT TOMAKE YOUR PARENTS SUFFER

AND PAY FORMISTREATING YOU THEN ?

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHATYOUR PARENTS DID TO YOU,

BUT IF YOU'RE HERE, I TAKE ITTHEY PISSED YOU OFF PRETTY GOOD.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD AT LEASTHEAR WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER ?

I'M SORRY, WE THOUGHT THIS WASA LEGITIMATE BUSINESS.

AND IT IS, I ASSURE YOU.

I STARTED THIS BUSINESSOVER THREE MONTHS AGO,

FROM THE GROUND UP.

I'VE BEEN HELPING CHILDRENGET BACK AT THEIR PARENTSEVER SINCE.

HOW MANY PARENTS HAVE YOUEXACTED REVENGE UPON ?

CRAIG'S.AND CLYDE'S.

OH, AND KYLE'S.BUT THAT WAS A FREEBIE.

LOOK, I RUN A LEGITIMATEBUSINESS HERE

WITH STATE-OF-THE-ART COMPUTERS,CHARTS AND TECHNOLOGY.

LOOK AROUND YOU.

I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BEREALLY, REALLY PISSED OFFAT YOUR PARENTS.

AND I WILL WORK HARD--FOR YOU.

OUR MOMS AND DADS LIED TO USABOUT THOSE FUTURE SELVES.

IT WAS JUST A TRICK TO GET US

TO NOT WANT TO TRYDRUGS OR ALCOHOL.

( sighs )GOD DAMMIT.

SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHYI STARTED THIS BUSINESS.

IF A PARENT CAN'TRESPECT THEIR CHILD,

THEN WHO CAN THEYRESPECT, HUH ?

YEAH !

LISTEN, PARENTS UNDERSTAND ONETHING, AND THAT'S CONSEQUENCES.

THEY NEED TO SEE CONSEQUENCESFROM THEIR ACTIONS

OR ELSE THEY'LL NEVER LEARN.

WHAT MY COMPANY DOES ISINFLICTS THOSE CONSEQUENCES

UPON THE PARENTS IN A VERY REALAND VERY DIRECT WAY.

HOW MUCH IS THISGOING TO COST US ?

$18,000.

HOW ABOUT JUST387 EASY PAYMENTS

OF 199.95 ?

HOW ABOUT FIVE BUCKS ?