HOW ABOUT THIS--WINTER PARK.
IT LOOKS KINDA NICE.
NO, WE GOTTA RUN AWAYSOMEWHERE WARM.
OH, LOOK AT THIS, STAN.
"ARE YOU SICK OFYOUR PARENTS ?
"DO YOU WANT REVENGE FORSOMETHING THEY'VE DONE TO YOU ?
"CALL THE PARENTAL REVENGECENTER OF WESTERN AMERICA
"FOR A FREE CONSULTATION.
DUDE, I DIDN'T KNOWTHERE WAS SUCH A THING !
HEY LOOK, SOMEBODYLOST THEIR CAT.
UH, HI, IS THIS THEPARENTAL REVENGE CENTER
OF WESTERN AMERICA ?
UH, I'M REALLY PISSED OFFAT MY PARENTS
AND I WANT TO IMPOSE SWIFT ANDHORRIBLE REVENGE UPON THEM ?
LOOK, YOU CAN MAKEYOUR WIENER BIGGER
IN JUST THREE WEEKS.
OH REALLY ?
OKAY, WHERE ARE YOULOCATED, PLEASE ?
GREAT, UM, CAN ICOME BY TOMORROW ?
THIS LADY WILL COME ANDMASSAGE YOUR WIENER FOR $95.
WELL, THAT'S APRETTY GOOD DEAL.
11:00 IS GREAT,THANK YOU.
THAT WAS EASY !
I JUST HAVE TOGO TO THEIR OFFICE
AND THEY'LL HELP ME FIGURE OUTHOW TO GET BACK AT MY PARENTS.
HEY, I WANNA GET REVENGE ONMY DOUCHE BAG PARENTS TOO !
FINE, THEN YOU CANCOME WITH ME.
AND THEN WE CANMAKE OUR WIENERS BIGGER
AND HAVE A LADYMASSAGE 'EM.
I GUESS THIS IS IT.
UH, HELLO ?
WE'RE HERE ABOUT REVENGEON OUR PARENTS ?
YES, COME IN, PLEASE.
OH, STAN, BUTTERS, I DIDN'TKNOW IT WAS YOU GUYS.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUDOING HERE ?
I'M RUNNING A BUSINESS, STAN,ARE YOU MY 11:00 ?
YOU'RE THE PARENTAL REVENGECENTER OF WESTERN AMERICA ?
GOD DAMMIT, I KNEW THIS WASTOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
COME ON, BUTTERS,LET'S GO !
SO YOU DON'T WANT TOMAKE YOUR PARENTS SUFFER
AND PAY FORMISTREATING YOU THEN ?
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHATYOUR PARENTS DID TO YOU,
BUT IF YOU'RE HERE, I TAKE ITTHEY PISSED YOU OFF PRETTY GOOD.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD AT LEASTHEAR WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER ?
I'M SORRY, WE THOUGHT THIS WASA LEGITIMATE BUSINESS.
AND IT IS, I ASSURE YOU.
I STARTED THIS BUSINESSOVER THREE MONTHS AGO,
FROM THE GROUND UP.
I'VE BEEN HELPING CHILDRENGET BACK AT THEIR PARENTSEVER SINCE.
HOW MANY PARENTS HAVE YOUEXACTED REVENGE UPON ?
OH, AND KYLE'S.BUT THAT WAS A FREEBIE.
LOOK, I RUN A LEGITIMATEBUSINESS HERE
WITH STATE-OF-THE-ART COMPUTERS,CHARTS AND TECHNOLOGY.
LOOK AROUND YOU.
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BEREALLY, REALLY PISSED OFFAT YOUR PARENTS.
AND I WILL WORK HARD--FOR YOU.
OUR MOMS AND DADS LIED TO USABOUT THOSE FUTURE SELVES.
IT WAS JUST A TRICK TO GET US
TO NOT WANT TO TRYDRUGS OR ALCOHOL.
( sighs )GOD DAMMIT.
SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHYI STARTED THIS BUSINESS.
IF A PARENT CAN'TRESPECT THEIR CHILD,
THEN WHO CAN THEYRESPECT, HUH ?
LISTEN, PARENTS UNDERSTAND ONETHING, AND THAT'S CONSEQUENCES.
THEY NEED TO SEE CONSEQUENCESFROM THEIR ACTIONS
OR ELSE THEY'LL NEVER LEARN.
WHAT MY COMPANY DOES ISINFLICTS THOSE CONSEQUENCES
UPON THE PARENTS IN A VERY REALAND VERY DIRECT WAY.
HOW MUCH IS THISGOING TO COST US ?
HOW ABOUT JUST387 EASY PAYMENTS
OF 199.95 ?
HOW ABOUT FIVE BUCKS ?
Parental Revenge Center
Stan and Butters seek revenge on their parents.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents finally come clean.x CLOSE
Butters and Stan realize that their future selves are actors.x CLOSE
Stan is not satisfied with Cartman's poop-smearing plan.x CLOSE
The boys find a joint in the woods.x CLOSE
Future Stan shows up at the Marsh house.x CLOSE
Future Stan meets the other boys.x CLOSE
Butters introduces Stan to his future self.x CLOSE
Stan and Butters seek revenge on their parents.x CLOSE
Stan has no success confronting his parents about their lies.x CLOSE
Stan's plan to get his parents to tell the truth doesn't work.x CLOSE