HOW ABOUT THIS--WINTER PARK.
IT LOOKS KINDA NICE.
NO, WE GOTTA RUN AWAYSOMEWHERE WARM.
OH, LOOK AT THIS, STAN.
"ARE YOU SICK OFYOUR PARENTS ?
"DO YOU WANT REVENGE FORSOMETHING THEY'VE DONE TO YOU ?
"CALL THE PARENTAL REVENGECENTER OF WESTERN AMERICA
"FOR A FREE CONSULTATION.
RESULTS GUARANTEED."
DUDE, I DIDN'T KNOWTHERE WAS SUCH A THING !
HEY LOOK, SOMEBODYLOST THEIR CAT.
UH, HI, IS THIS THEPARENTAL REVENGE CENTER
OF WESTERN AMERICA ?
UH, I'M REALLY PISSED OFFAT MY PARENTS
AND I WANT TO IMPOSE SWIFT ANDHORRIBLE REVENGE UPON THEM ?
LOOK, YOU CAN MAKEYOUR WIENER BIGGER
IN JUST THREE WEEKS.
OH REALLY ?
OKAY, WHERE ARE YOULOCATED, PLEASE ?
GREAT, UM, CAN ICOME BY TOMORROW ?
THIS LADY WILL COME ANDMASSAGE YOUR WIENER FOR $95.
WELL, THAT'S APRETTY GOOD DEAL.
11:00 IS GREAT,THANK YOU.
THAT WAS EASY !
I JUST HAVE TOGO TO THEIR OFFICE
AND THEY'LL HELP ME FIGURE OUTHOW TO GET BACK AT MY PARENTS.
HEY, I WANNA GET REVENGE ONMY DOUCHE BAG PARENTS TOO !
FINE, THEN YOU CANCOME WITH ME.
HOORAY !
AND THEN WE CANMAKE OUR WIENERS BIGGER
AND HAVE A LADYMASSAGE 'EM.
I GUESS THIS IS IT.
UH, HELLO ?
WE'RE HERE ABOUT REVENGEON OUR PARENTS ?
YES, COME IN, PLEASE.
CARTMAN ?!
OH, STAN, BUTTERS, I DIDN'TKNOW IT WAS YOU GUYS.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUDOING HERE ?
I'M RUNNING A BUSINESS, STAN,ARE YOU MY 11:00 ?
YOU'RE THE PARENTAL REVENGECENTER OF WESTERN AMERICA ?
GOD DAMMIT, I KNEW THIS WASTOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
COME ON, BUTTERS,LET'S GO !
SO YOU DON'T WANT TOMAKE YOUR PARENTS SUFFER
AND PAY FORMISTREATING YOU THEN ?
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHATYOUR PARENTS DID TO YOU,
BUT IF YOU'RE HERE, I TAKE ITTHEY PISSED YOU OFF PRETTY GOOD.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD AT LEASTHEAR WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER ?
I'M SORRY, WE THOUGHT THIS WASA LEGITIMATE BUSINESS.
AND IT IS, I ASSURE YOU.
I STARTED THIS BUSINESSOVER THREE MONTHS AGO,
FROM THE GROUND UP.
I'VE BEEN HELPING CHILDRENGET BACK AT THEIR PARENTSEVER SINCE.
HOW MANY PARENTS HAVE YOUEXACTED REVENGE UPON ?
CRAIG'S.AND CLYDE'S.
OH, AND KYLE'S.BUT THAT WAS A FREEBIE.
LOOK, I RUN A LEGITIMATEBUSINESS HERE
WITH STATE-OF-THE-ART COMPUTERS,CHARTS AND TECHNOLOGY.
LOOK AROUND YOU.
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BEREALLY, REALLY PISSED OFFAT YOUR PARENTS.
AND I WILL WORK HARD--FOR YOU.
OUR MOMS AND DADS LIED TO USABOUT THOSE FUTURE SELVES.
IT WAS JUST A TRICK TO GET US
TO NOT WANT TO TRYDRUGS OR ALCOHOL.
( sighs )GOD DAMMIT.
SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHYI STARTED THIS BUSINESS.
IF A PARENT CAN'TRESPECT THEIR CHILD,
THEN WHO CAN THEYRESPECT, HUH ?
YEAH !
LISTEN, PARENTS UNDERSTAND ONETHING, AND THAT'S CONSEQUENCES.
THEY NEED TO SEE CONSEQUENCESFROM THEIR ACTIONS
OR ELSE THEY'LL NEVER LEARN.
WHAT MY COMPANY DOES ISINFLICTS THOSE CONSEQUENCES
UPON THE PARENTS IN A VERY REALAND VERY DIRECT WAY.
HOW MUCH IS THISGOING TO COST US ?
$18,000.
HOW ABOUT JUST387 EASY PAYMENTS
OF 199.95 ?
HOW ABOUT FIVE BUCKS ?
Parental Revenge Center
My Future Self n' Me s06e16
Stan and Butters seek revenge on their parents.

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