♪ MY FUTURE SELF N' ME

STOP IT.

♪ SO MUCH ALIKEAND YET SO DIFFERENT ♪

♪ ONE OF US MESSYTHE OTHER ONE CLEAN ♪

♪ GETTIN' ALONGISN'T ALWAYS EASY ♪

♪ SOMETIMES WE DISAGREE

QUIT IT.

♪ BUT IN THE END WE KNOWWE'RE GOOD FOR EACH OTHER ♪

♪ TWO PEAS IN A PODFUTURE SELF N' ME ♪

♪ FUTURE SELFN' ME ♪

♪ FUTURE SELF N'...

♪ NNNNN' ME ♪

HEY GUYS.HEY.

WHOA !KYLE AND CARTMAN !

SO COOL TOSEE YOU GUYS !

WHO'S THIS ASSHOLE ?

THIS IS MY FUTURE SELF.

HE CAME DURING THE ELECTRICALSTORM LAST NIGHT,

AND IS CAUGHT INA TIME MATRIX.

HE'S ME WHEN I'M 32.

WOW,THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

BUT HOW DOES HEKNOW OUR NAMES ?

'CAUSE, R-TARD,HE'S STAN FROM THE FUTURE !

HE KNOWS EVERYTHINGSTAN KNOWS.

OHHH.

WAIT-- STAN BECOMESTHIS DOUCHE BAG ?

YEAH, I SPENT A LOT OF MYTEENAGE YEARS ON A SLOW,

DOWNWARD SPIRAL EXPERIMENTINGWITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.

HA HA AHAAA !HAA AHAAA HAAA !

SHUT UP, CARTMAN !

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALTHAT IS SO AWESOME !

THANK YOU GOD !OH, PRAISE GOD !

HEY, WHAT HAPPENS TO MEIN THE FUTURE ?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

YOU GUYS STAYED AWAYFROM DRUGS SO WERE OKAY.

I JUST LOST TOUCH WITH YOU

AFTER I WAS SENT TOJUVIE HALL IN 2006.

JUVIE HALL !HA HAHAHA !

STAN'S A LOSER !STAN'S A LOSER !

GOD DAMMIT.

( school bell rings )