♪ MY FUTURE SELF N' ME
♪ SO MUCH ALIKEAND YET SO DIFFERENT ♪
♪ ONE OF US MESSYTHE OTHER ONE CLEAN ♪
♪ GETTIN' ALONGISN'T ALWAYS EASY ♪
♪ SOMETIMES WE DISAGREE
♪ BUT IN THE END WE KNOWWE'RE GOOD FOR EACH OTHER ♪
♪ TWO PEAS IN A PODFUTURE SELF N' ME ♪
♪ FUTURE SELFN' ME ♪
♪ FUTURE SELF N'...
♪ NNNNN' ME ♪
WHOA !KYLE AND CARTMAN !
SO COOL TOSEE YOU GUYS !
WHO'S THIS ASSHOLE ?
THIS IS MY FUTURE SELF.
HE CAME DURING THE ELECTRICALSTORM LAST NIGHT,
AND IS CAUGHT INA TIME MATRIX.
HE'S ME WHEN I'M 32.
WOW,THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
BUT HOW DOES HEKNOW OUR NAMES ?
'CAUSE, R-TARD,HE'S STAN FROM THE FUTURE !
HE KNOWS EVERYTHINGSTAN KNOWS.
WAIT-- STAN BECOMESTHIS DOUCHE BAG ?
YEAH, I SPENT A LOT OF MYTEENAGE YEARS ON A SLOW,
DOWNWARD SPIRAL EXPERIMENTINGWITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.
HA HA AHAAA !HAA AHAAA HAAA !
SHUT UP, CARTMAN !
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALTHAT IS SO AWESOME !
THANK YOU GOD !OH, PRAISE GOD !
HEY, WHAT HAPPENS TO MEIN THE FUTURE ?
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU GUYS STAYED AWAYFROM DRUGS SO WERE OKAY.
I JUST LOST TOUCH WITH YOU
AFTER I WAS SENT TOJUVIE HALL IN 2006.
JUVIE HALL !HA HAHAHA !
STAN'S A LOSER !STAN'S A LOSER !
( school bell rings )
Introducing His Future Self
Future Stan meets the other boys.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents finally come clean.x CLOSE
Butters and Stan realize that their future selves are actors.x CLOSE
Stan is not satisfied with Cartman's poop-smearing plan.x CLOSE
The boys find a joint in the woods.x CLOSE
Future Stan shows up at the Marsh house.x CLOSE
Future Stan meets the other boys.x CLOSE
Butters introduces Stan to his future self.x CLOSE
Stan and Butters seek revenge on their parents.x CLOSE
Stan has no success confronting his parents about their lies.x CLOSE
Stan's plan to get his parents to tell the truth doesn't work.x CLOSE