IT'S THE BIGGEST DOUCHEIN THE UNIVERSE AWARDS !
THIS YEAR'S NOMINEES ARE:
ANDROMEDA GALAXYPLANET J - ELEVEN.
DORMANTA UNIT FIVE,JALAX GALAXY - PLANET HEELM.
JOHN EDWARD, MILKY WAY GALAXY,PLANET EARTH.
I'M NOT A DOUCHE !
AND FINALLY,URSALA, THE GIANT DOUCHE
FROM THE HORSEHEAD NEBULA -STATION J-12.
AND THE WINNER FOR BIGGESTDOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE IS...
IT'S JOHN EDWARD,MILKY WAY GALAXY,PLANET EARTH !
AW, NOW COME ON NOW !
♪ HERE HE IS
♪ THE BIGGEST DOUCHEOF THE UNIVERSE ♪
There he is...
John Edward wins the award for Biggest Douche in the Universe.
Cartman goes to Scotland to seek help from Chef's parents.x CLOSE
Stan wows pedestrians in New York.x CLOSE
John Edward is a phony douche.x CLOSE
Cartman is rushed to the emergency room.x CLOSE
Chef, Mrs. Cartman and the boys fly to New York.x CLOSE
Chef's parents can tell Cartman is possessed.x CLOSE
Stan gets his own show and uses it to prove his point.x CLOSE
Chef forgets to bring a child for sacrifice.x CLOSE
John Edward challenges Stan to a psychic showdown.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul takes over a pot roast.x CLOSE