IT WILL GIVE OUT SOONUNLESS WE DO SOMETHING.
HEY GUYS !HOW'S IT GOING ?
NO, THAT'S KENNY.
WHAT THE HELL AREYOU ASSHOLES DOING HERE ?
OH MY GOD, ERIC
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEENCHANNELING KENNY ?
OH, ABOUT A MONTH.
LET'S NOT VALIDATEHIS DELUSIONS.
KENNY DO YOU KNOWWHAT YOU NEED TO GET FREE ?
HE'S GONE AGAIN.
MS. CARTMAN, WE NEED TOGET ERIC TO A MEDIUM
WHO CAN SPEAK WITH PEOPLEWHO HAVE CROSSED OVER.
WHAT !THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS !
WHAT THIS CHILD NEEDSIS A TIME TRANSPLANT !
THIS HOSPITAL ISN'TGONNA DO HIM ANY GOOD !
WE NEED TO TAKE HIMTO SEE JOHN EDWARD.
HEY, I'VESEEN THAT GUY !
HE HAS A TV SHOW WHEREHE BRINGS PEOPLE ON
AND TALKS TOTHEIR DEAD RELATIVES !
WE HAVE TO GO SEE HIMIN NEW YORK !
I WARN YOU, MS. CARTMAN,
YOUR SON'S TIME COULDGIVE OUT AT ANY MINUTE.
HE NEEDS TO BE KEPT HERE WHEREHIS TIME CAN BE MONITORED !
OH WHAT SHOULD I DO !
I'M PLAYING ROULETTEWITH MY CHILD'S LIFE !
OOH, WAIT, "HAIRSPRAY" ISSHOWING IN NEW YORK ISN'T IT ?
LET'S GO THERE !
GOOD ! YOU CHILDRENNEED TO COME TO.
ERIC NEEDS ALL THE SUPPORTHE CAN GET RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE GOINGTO NEW YORK ?
WELCOME ABOARDFLIGHT 673 TO NEW YORK.
WE ARE HAPPY TO SHOW YOU AFEATURE FILM DURING THE FLIGHT.
IN A MOMENT, WE WILLBE SHOWING A PREVIEW.
OH COOL, WE GETTO WATCH A MOVIE ?
ROB SCHNEIDERWAS AN ANIMAL !
THEN HE WAS A WOMAN !
AND NOWROB SCHNEIDER IS...
A STAPLER !
AND HE'S ABOUT TOFIND OUT
THAT BEING A STAPLER...
IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS !
ROB SCHNEIDER IS"THE STAPLER" RATED PG-13 !
THAT WAS KENNYLAUGHING, NOT ME !
Chef, Mrs. Cartman and the boys fly to New York.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
Cartman goes to Scotland to seek help from Chef's parents.x CLOSE
Stan wows pedestrians in New York.x CLOSE
John Edward is a phony douche.x CLOSE
Cartman is rushed to the emergency room.x CLOSE
Chef, Mrs. Cartman and the boys fly to New York.x CLOSE
Chef's parents can tell Cartman is possessed.x CLOSE
Stan gets his own show and uses it to prove his point.x CLOSE
Chef forgets to bring a child for sacrifice.x CLOSE
John Edward challenges Stan to a psychic showdown.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul takes over a pot roast.x CLOSE