( school bell )

HELLO THERE,CHILDREN !

HEY CHEF !

HOW'S IT GOING ?BAD.

WHY BAD ?

CHEF,WE'RE INTOLERANT.

INTOLERANT OF WHO ?

GAYS, I GUESS.

NOW WHY DO YOU WANNA GOBE INTOLERANT

OF GAY PEOPLE,CHILDREN ?

I THOUGHT YOU KNEWBETTER !

WELL, WE DIDN'TTHINK WE WERE,

BUT MR. GARRISON HASTHIS NEW ASSISTANT,

AND WE'RE REALLYUNCOMFORTABLE AROUND THEM.

CHILDREN,A LOT OF TIMES,

THE REASON PEOPLE GETUNCOMFORTABLE AROUND GAY PEOPLE

IS THAT THEY HAVESOME ISSUES THEMSELVES.

YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF,"WHAT IS IT ABOUT THEIR BEHAVIOR

THAT FOR SOME REASONMAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE ?"

WELL, I GUESSIT'S MOSTLY THE WAY

MR. GARRISON STUCK A GERBILUP MR. SLAVE'S ASS.

RIGHT, AND YOU SEE,CHILDREN,

THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO--WHOA, WHAT ?!

ARE WEHOMOPHOBES NOW ?

WE DON'T WANNA BEGAY BASHERS, CHEF !

CHILDREN, THERE'S A BIGDIFFERENCE BETWEEN GAY PEOPLE

AND MR. GARRISON.

DO YOUUNDERSTAND THAT ?

NO.

YOU CHILDREN JUSTTAKE YOUR LUNCHES.

I'M GONNA HAVE A TALKWITH THE PRINCIPAL.

I'LL TAKE THREELUNCHES TODAY, PLEASE.

YOU DON'T NEEDTHREE LUNCHES, ERIC,

YOU'RE FAT ENOUGHAS IT IS.

IT IS MYLIFE CHOICE, CHEF,

AND IF YOU DON'T TOLERATE ITI'LL REPORT YOU TO THE S.C.C.