IN THE LAST CHAPTEROF THIS MONTH'S BOOK.
YES, AND I REALLY SAW THEENTIRE BOOK, THEMATICALLY,
AS A TAKE ONCORPORATE AMERICA.
I THINK IN THEFOURTH CHAPTER,
WHEN NANCY DREW DISCOVERSTHE BLOODY GLOVE
IN THE CHEERLEADER'S LOCKER,
THAT WAS JUST A BRILLIANTLYWRITTEN PASSAGE.
SO FULL OF METAPHOR !
HEY GUYS,CAN WE TALK TO YOU ?
OH, HI, BOYS !HOW WAS SCHOOL ?
UH, NOT COOL.
WE'RE HAVING OUR BOOK-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB MEETING,
SO WHY DON'T YOU BOYSGO OUTSIDE AND PLAY.
WAS IT ME OR DID YOU ALLTHINK THAT NANCY DREW
SOLVED THE RIDDLE OF ELEPHANTMOUNTAIN A LITTLE TOO EASILY ?
OH YES.FOR SURE.
NO, NO,HE SAID NOT COOL.
WE GOT OUR NEWTEACHER TODAY.
IT'S MR. GARRISON,OUR OLD 3rd GRADE TEACHER.
WELL, HE HAS THIS NEWTEACHER'S ASSISTANT,
AND THEY'RE BOTH--TOTALLY GAY.
YOU KNOW BETTERTHAN TO DISCRIMINATEAGAINST HOMOSEXUALS !
YEAH, BUT THESE GUYSARE REALLY SUPER GAY.
I'M SURPRISEDAT YOU, STANLEY.
I REALLY THOUGHT YOU KNEWHOW TO ACCEPT PEOPLEFOR WHO THEY WERE.
YEAH, BUT DAD--
NO BUTS, STANLEY.
WE'RE NOT RAISING OUR KIDSTO BE DISCRIMINATORS.
THAT'S RIGHT, I THINK IT'S TIMEYOU KIDS TOOK A LITTLE TRIP
TO THE MUSEUMOF TOLERANCE.
The parents agree that the boys should be sent to the Museum of Tolerance.
The boys and their parents visit the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys are sent to tolerance camp.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison fails to shock the crowd at the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison wonders how he can get fired for being gay, and then sue the school.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison has a new teachers assistant, Mr. Slave.x CLOSE
The parents agree that the boys should be sent to the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison puts Lemmiwinks the gerbil into Mr. Slave's ass.x CLOSE
The boys feel that they are intolerant because they're uncomfortable around Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slavex CLOSE
Lemmiwinks begins his journey to escape from Mr. Slave's ass.x CLOSE
Lemmiwinks meets the Sparrow Prince in Mr. Slave's small intestine.x CLOSE