M'KAY, KIDS, I KNOW THE PAST FEWWEEKS HAVE BEEN REALLY HARD
WITH THE DEATH OF YOURTEACHER, MS. CHOKSONDIK.
( laughter )
THAT'S FUNNY !
BUT THE PRINCIPAL HASFINALLY HIRED A TEACHERTO TAKE HER PLACE.
SO I WANT YOU ALL TOGIVE YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR
TO YOUR NEW 4th GRADE TEACHER,MR. GARRISON.
( all )AWWWW !
NOT HIM !
THANK YOU,MR. MACKEY.
GOOD LUCK, M'KAY.
OKAY, CHILDREN, NOW FORTHOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NEW,
MY NAME ISMR. GARRISON.
WHERE'S MR. HAT, SIR ?
WELL, I WAS INFORMEDTHAT 4th GRADERS
ARE A LITTLE TOO OLDFOR MR. HAT.
TWO-YEAR-OLDS ARETOO OLD FOR MR. HAT.
BUT IT'S OKAY, BECAUSE I FOUNDA NEW TEACHER'S ASSISTANT.
SAY HELLO TO--MR. SLAVE.
SO THAT'S MR. SLAVE,THE TEACHER'S ASSISTANT.
OR, AS I LIKE TO WRITE FORSHORT-- THE TEACHER'S ASS.
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
OKAY, MR. SLAVE, GO SITUNTIL I NEED YOU.
( slap )AH !
DUDE, I THINK THAT MR. SLAVEGUY MIGHT BE A-- PAKISTANI.
I'M NOT SAYING THE REST OF THESCHOOL YEAR IS GOING TO BE EASY.
IN FACT, IT'S GOINGTO BE LONG AND HARD--
REALLY LONGAND REALLY HARD.
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNABE LEARNING ABOUT
IS COMMUNIST RUSSIA.
NO, KENNY-- WHAT ARE YOUDOING, KENNY ?
NOW, STALIN WAS A BIGSILLY WHEN HE...
KENNY, NO !DON'T DO IT, KENNY !
ERIC, DID YOU JUST THROWA PAPER AIRPLANE ?!
NO, IT WAS KENNY !
VERY FUNNY, ERIC,KENNY'S DEAD !
YEAH, BUT CARTMANDRANK KENNY'S REMAINS
AND NOW KENNY'S SOUL ISTRAPPED IN CARTMAN'S BODY.
THAT DOES IT !
I WILL NOT PUT UP WITHFOOLISHNESS IN MY CLASS !
IT'S TIMEFOR PUNISHMENT.
TAKE IT, MR. SLAVE !
OH !OH, IT HURTS !
I WILL NOT PUT UPWITH TOMFOOLERY
IN MY CLASSROOM,CHILDREN !
MR. SLAVE, PUT THIS RUBBERBALL IN YOUR MOUTH.
TAKE THAT, SLAVE,TAKE IT !
THIS SHOULD GET MEFIRED FOR SURE !
Meet Mr. Slave
Mr. Garrison has a new teachers assistant, Mr. Slave.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys and their parents visit the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys are sent to tolerance camp.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison fails to shock the crowd at the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison wonders how he can get fired for being gay, and then sue the school.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison has a new teachers assistant, Mr. Slave.x CLOSE
The parents agree that the boys should be sent to the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison puts Lemmiwinks the gerbil into Mr. Slave's ass.x CLOSE
The boys feel that they are intolerant because they're uncomfortable around Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slavex CLOSE
Lemmiwinks begins his journey to escape from Mr. Slave's ass.x CLOSE
Lemmiwinks meets the Sparrow Prince in Mr. Slave's small intestine.x CLOSE