YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA ?
YES, MR. GARRISON,HAVE A SEAT.
MR. GARRISON, SOME TIME AGOYOU ASKED TO BE PROMOTED
FROM TEACHING KINDERGARTENBACK TO THE 3rd GRADE.
I'M AWARE OF THAT.
I WANT TO COME CLEAN WITH YOUAND TELL YOU THAT BACK THEN
SOME OF US WERE UNCOMFORTABLEWITH YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES.
IT WAS WRONG OF US, AND IWANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
WOW, THAT'S REALLYGREAT TO HEAR.
AS YOU KNOW, THE POSITIONOF 4th GRADE TEACHER
HAS BECOME AVAILABLE,
AND WE'D LIKE TOOFFER YOU THE JOB.
OH, FOR REAL ?!YOU'RE NOT KIDDING ?
WE IN ADMINISTRATION SEE NOWTHAT YOU ARE AN INDIVIDUAL
WITH YOUR OWN PREFERENCES,AND WE RESPECT THAT.
OH, THIS IS ALL JUST--A DREAM COME TRUE !
THANK YOU,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA !
I'LL DO A GREAT JOB !
I KNOW YOU WILL !
YOU'RE SURETHIS FOR REAL ?
I MEAN, I'M NOT JUSTGONNA GET FIRED AGAINFOR BEING GAY TOMORROW ?
IT'S FOR REAL,MR. GARRISON.
OH, GREAT !
WITH ALL THENEW LAWS
WE COULD NEVER FIRE YOUFOR BEING GAY NOW--
YOU'D BE ABLE TO SUE USFOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
WHAT, WHAT WAS THAT ?
WELL, I WAS JUST SAYING THAT THEPOLICIES HAVE REALLY CHANGED.
YOU KNOW, IF WE FIRED YOUFOR ACTING GAY NEXT TIME,
YOU'D BE ABLE TO SUE THE SCHOOLDISTRICT FOR LOTS OF MONEY.
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
HOW, HOW MUCHMONEY EXACTLY ?
OH, WELL, THERE WAS THECASE OUT IN MINNESOTA
WHERE THE GUY WAS AWARDED25 MILLION I THINK.
YOU-YOU DON'T SAY.
WELL, THANKS,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA.
HOLY MOLY !
I'VE GOTTA FIND A WAY TOGET FIRED FOR BEING GAY !
Mr. Garrison wonders how he can get fired for being gay, and then sue the school.
The boys and their parents visit the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys are sent to tolerance camp.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison fails to shock the crowd at the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison wonders how he can get fired for being gay, and then sue the school.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison has a new teachers assistant, Mr. Slave.x CLOSE
The parents agree that the boys should be sent to the Museum of Tolerance.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison puts Lemmiwinks the gerbil into Mr. Slave's ass.x CLOSE
The boys feel that they are intolerant because they're uncomfortable around Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slavex CLOSE
Lemmiwinks begins his journey to escape from Mr. Slave's ass.x CLOSE
Lemmiwinks meets the Sparrow Prince in Mr. Slave's small intestine.x CLOSE