( narrator )THE QUEST CONTINUED
TO RETURN THE LORD OF THE RINGSTO THE VIDEO STORE.
MAN, WE SHOULD HAVE NEVERCROSSED THAT STUPID RIVER.
YEAH, GOOD JOB,WIZARD FAT-ASS !
NOW WE'RE TOTALLY LOST !
WE'RE NOT LOST,JEWGAR OF JEWLINGRAD !
WE JUST DON'T KNOWWHERE WE ARE !
THAT'S WHAT LOST MEANS,STUPID !
KENNY, SHUT YOURGODDAMN MOUTH !
THIS IS GREAT, WE'RE IN THEMIDDLE OF NOWHERE
AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT DIRECTIONTHE VIDEO STORE IS IN.
THE BUTTERS KNOWSES.
THE VIDEO STORE, YES,NOT FAR FROM HERE.
WE CAN SHOW YOUWHERES IT IS !
FIRST, JUST LET BUTTERSSEE THE PRECIOUS.
NO, BUTTERS, LOOK WHATIT'S DONE TO YOU.
IT'S MADE YOU EVEN LAMERTHAN BEFORE.
IF THAT WAS POSSIBLE.
TELL US HOW TO GET TOTHE VIDEO STORE, BUTTERS,
ELSE WE'RE GONNAKICK YOUR ASS !
NO HURTSESTHE BUTTERS !
WE WILL SHOW YOUTHE WAY.
YESSS...THIS WAY IT IS.
THIS IS AWFUL !
I JUST KNOW WITHEVERY PASSING MINUTE
LITTLE KYLE IS SEEING MOREAND MORE DEPRAVED SEX ACTS !
WE'LL FIND THEM.
AND THEN WE'LL TRY TO PUTWHAT THEY SAW INTO CONTEXT.
LOOK, THERE'SONE OF THE BOYS NOW !
JIMMY, JIMMY !
WHERE DID THE BOYS GOWITH THE PORNO TAPE ?
THEY WERE TAKING ITTO THE V...
THE V... V...
COME ON, JIMMY, WE DON'THAVE A LOT OF TIME.
THEY TOOK IT BACKTO THE VIDEO...
THE VIDEO SANDWICH ?
THE VIDEO STOCKYARD ?
WHAT'S A VIDEOSTOCKYARD, JIMMY ?
NO, THE VIDEO ST...THE VIDEO ST...
STAPLES, THEY WENT TOTHE VIDEO STAPLES.
WHERE'S THAT, JIMMY ?
NO, YOU RETARDS !
THE VIDEO ST-STORE !
THE VIDEO STORE !!
HURRY !HURRY !
I KNOW WHERE IT IS !
After a long bout of stuttering, Jimmy tells the boys' parents where they have gone.
The boys' parents try to explain the porno movie to Token.x CLOSE
The boys cross a river and narrowly avoid being overtaken by the sixth-graders.x CLOSE
The boys' quest comes to an end.x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys to Butters' house so he and Stan's mom can have some time alone.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad realizes that he's switched videotapes. The boys have a porn movie instead of "Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Butters watches a porn movie and thinks it is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys on a quest to retrieve the porno movie.x CLOSE
Butters becomes obsessed with the porno movie that he thinks is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
The boys are confronted by the sixth graders, while Stan and Butters' parents look for the porno.x CLOSE
The boys' parents discuss how dirty the porn movie is.x CLOSE