GIVE US THAT PORNO !!
BOYS, WE'RE NOTMAD AT YOU.
WE JUST WANT TOTALK TO YOU !
TALINGHARR THE BLACK RETURNSFROM WATCHING THE VIDEO !
WHAT SIGHTS DID YOU SEE ONTHE VIDEOTAPE, TALINGHARR ?
IS IT THE WORKOF SAURON'S MAGIC ?
I'M NOT PLAYINGANYMORE.
WHOA, WAIT,WHAT'D YOU SEE ?
I DON'T KNOW.I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
MY GOD, THIS THING MUSTREALLY BE POWERFUL.
THIS TAPE MAKESPEOPLE FREAK OUTWHEREVER IT GOES !
WHAT DO WE DOWITH IT ?
ONE THING'S FOR SURE,
THIS TAPE CANNOT BETRUSTED WITH ANYBODY.
IT MUST BE RETURNED TO THEVIDEO STORE FROM WHENCE IT CAME.
WHERE IS THE VIDEOTAPERENTED FROM ?
TWO TOWERS VIDEO STORE--IN CONIFER.
WALKING THEREWOULD TAKE HOURS !
THERE'S NO ALTERNATIVE,
WE HAVE TORETURN THE TAPE
BEFORE IT CAUSESMORE DAMAGE !
WE CANNOT TRUST SOMETHING OFTHAT MUCH POWER TO A DWARF !
ESPECIALLY AKINDERGARTNER DWARF !
( all arguing )
STOP ACTING LIKEA BUNCH OF ASSHOLES !
I WILL TAKE IT !
I WILL WALK TOTHE VIDEO STORE.
IT IS TOO FAR AND TOODANGEROUS TO GO ALONE.
TAKE WITH YOU THE WIZARD,THE DWARF, THE WARRIOR,
THE CLERICAND THE JEW.
YOU SHALL BE THE FELLOWSHIPOF THE LORD OF THE RINGS.
I HAVE TO GO HOME NOWBEFORE I GET IN TROUBLE.
ME TOO !
ONLY THE SIX OF USARE TO GO ?
NO, NO, THERE'SSEVEN OF US,
KENNY SOUL IS STILL TRAPPEDIN CARTMAN'S BODY, REMEMBER ?
YEAH, LUCKILY CARTMAN'SBIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
SHUT UP, KENNY !
Talonguard The Black
Token is out. The Boys goes to the Two Towers video store to return the "One Movie."
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys' parents try to explain the porno movie to Token.x CLOSE
The boys cross a river and narrowly avoid being overtaken by the sixth-graders.x CLOSE
The boys' quest comes to an end.x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys to Butters' house so he and Stan's mom can have some time alone.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad realizes that he's switched videotapes. The boys have a porn movie instead of "Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Butters watches a porn movie and thinks it is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys on a quest to retrieve the porno movie.x CLOSE
Butters becomes obsessed with the porno movie that he thinks is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
The boys are confronted by the sixth graders, while Stan and Butters' parents look for the porno.x CLOSE
The boys' parents discuss how dirty the porn movie is.x CLOSE