THERE'S THREE SNOT-NOSED LITTLE4th GRADERS OUT THERE
WHO HAVE A PORNO CALLED"BACKDOOR SLUTS 9".
( all )OOOHH !
I CHECKED IT OUTON THE INTERNET
AND IT SAID THATBACKDOOR SLUTS 9
IS THE MOST HARDCOREPORNO EVER MADE.
I HAVE AMASSED THIS ARMYOF 6th GRADERS
TO GET THE TAPEBY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
NOW-- LET'S GO GETTHAT PORNO !
AND SO, THAT ISTHE SITUATION.
THE VIDEOTAPE MAY OR MAY NOTHAVE EVIL POWERS.
KYLE, WOULD YOU BRING ITUP HERE, PLEASE ?
THAT VIDEO COULD HAVE BEENMADE BY SAURON'S EVIL FORCES.
IT COULD HOLD A MENTALSPELL OF SOME KIND.
PERHAPS WE COULD USE ITTO STRENGTHEN OURSTAR CRUISERS !
KEVIN, GOD DAMMIT.
LOOK, UNTIL WE SEE THIS TAPE'SPOWER FOR OURSELVES
WE CANNOT RISKGIVING IT TO ANYBODY.
BUT IF WE WATCH IT WE COULDFALL UNDER ITS SPELL TOO !
THAT IS TRUE.
ONLY A PALADIN WITHA HIGH CONSTITUTION
SHOULD WATCH THE TAPE.
THEREFORE, I THINK IT ISA JOB FOR YOU--
TALINGHARR THE BLACK.
I'M NOT SCARED.
I'LL GO INSIDEAND WATCH THE TAPE,
JUST A FEW SECONDS.
IF I DO NOT RETURNIN TWO MINUTES
SEND A PARTY INAFTER ME.
THE FATE OF MIDDLE EARTHIS IN MY HANDS.
Paladin w/ A High Constitution
Token agrees to watch the porn to see whether he falls under its spell.
The boys' parents try to explain the porno movie to Token.x CLOSE
The boys cross a river and narrowly avoid being overtaken by the sixth-graders.x CLOSE
The boys' quest comes to an end.x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys to Butters' house so he and Stan's mom can have some time alone.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad realizes that he's switched videotapes. The boys have a porn movie instead of "Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Butters watches a porn movie and thinks it is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys on a quest to retrieve the porno movie.x CLOSE
Butters becomes obsessed with the porno movie that he thinks is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
The boys are confronted by the sixth graders, while Stan and Butters' parents look for the porno.x CLOSE
The boys' parents discuss how dirty the porn movie is.x CLOSE