WE CAN'T LET THOSE6th GRADERS
GET THEIR HANDSON THIS VIDEOTAPE.
I MUST SAY I AGREE.
IF THIS COPY OF THE LORDOF RINGS IS "HAINTED"
IT WOULD NOT BE SAFEIN THE WRONG HANDS.
( 6th grader )I SMELL 4th GRADERS !
OH CRAP, DUDE !
( sniffing )
I THINK I SEE SOMETHINGDOWN THE HILL !
( all )WHEW !
THE ONE VIDEOTAPE ISSOUGHT AFTER INDEED.
YEAH, BUTTERS, MY PARENTS,NOW THE 6th GRADERS.
WE MUST BRING THISALL TO THE ATTENTION
OF THE HIGH ELFOF FARAGON.
YEAH, THE HIGH ELF !HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO !
AND SO, THAT'STHE SITUATION.
ALL THE BOYS ARE OUT THERESOMEWHERE WITH A...
OH GOD !THIS IS HORRIBLE !
ALRIGHT, CALM DOWN.
NOW JUST HOW BAD OF A PORNO TAPEARE WE TALKING, HERE ?
I MEAN, WAS IT LIKE,"CROTCH CAPERS 3" ?
I'M AFRAID IT WAS..."BACKDOOR SLUTS 9".
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9 !BACKDOOR SLUTS 9 !
IS THAT BAD ?
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9MAKES CROTCH CAPERS 3
LOOK LIKE"NAUGHTY NURSES 2" !
IT IS THE SINGLE MOSTVILE, TWISTED,
DARK PIECE OF PORNEVER MADE.
HOW THE HELLDO YOU KNOW ?!
I, UH, I READABOUT IT IN "PEOPLE".
OH, THIS IS JUST GREAT !
HOW COULD YOU TWOBE SO CARELESS ?!
WE'RE SORRY !
WELL, SHEILA, WE CAN'TSHELTER OUR BOYS FOREVER
FROM THESE THINGS.
MAYBE IT'S OKAY FOR THEMTO SEE AN ADULT FILM.
NOT WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS TOPUT IT IN THE PROPER CONTEXT.
THEY WON'T UNDERSTANDWHAT THEY'RE SEEING !
IT CAN'T HURT THEMTHAT MUCH, CAN IT ?
LET ME SEEMY PRECIOUS.
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!!!
The boys' parents discuss how dirty the porn movie is.
The boys' parents try to explain the porno movie to Token.x CLOSE
The boys cross a river and narrowly avoid being overtaken by the sixth-graders.x CLOSE
The boys' quest comes to an end.x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys to Butters' house so he and Stan's mom can have some time alone.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad realizes that he's switched videotapes. The boys have a porn movie instead of "Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Butters watches a porn movie and thinks it is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
Stan's dad sends the boys on a quest to retrieve the porno movie.x CLOSE
Butters becomes obsessed with the porno movie that he thinks is "The Lord of the Rings."x CLOSE
The boys are confronted by the sixth graders, while Stan and Butters' parents look for the porno.x CLOSE
The boys' parents discuss how dirty the porn movie is.x CLOSE