GOOD, AS SOON AS THE BOYSFINISH THEIR LADDER
WE'LL BE READY TOTAKE SADDAM OUT.
DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS ISA GOOD IDEA, RANDY ?
IF SADDAM IS BUILDING WEAPONS,WE HAVE TO STOP HIM.
WITH OUR WEAPONS.
EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE !
WE'RE NOT WORKING ONTHE LADDER ANYMORE.
THANK YOU, WE'RE DONE.
NOT WORKING ONTHE LADDER ?
BUT THE JAPANESEWON'T LET US USE THEIRS.
KENNY DIDN'T HAVETHE TICKET STUB,
IT WAS IN HIS ROOM !
SO WE GOT ALL OUR CANDYAND YOU CAN ALL GO HOME !
WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING
THAT YOU BOYS ONLY WANTEDTO BUILD A LADDER TO HEAVEN
SO YOU COULDGET SOME CANDY ?
I'VE NEVER HEARD THE WORDS"ONLY" AND "CANDY"
IN THE SAMESENTENCE BEFORE.
BUT WHAT ABOUTYOUR LOST FRIEND ?
WHAT ABOUT YOURFRAGILE INNOCENCE
IN BELIEVING WE COULDALL GET TO HEAVEN ?
YEAH, WELL, PEOPLEMAKE US KIDS BELIEVE
THAT HEAVEN IS THIS WHITE PLACEWITH FLUFFY CLOUDS AND ANGELS.
YEAH, BUT NOW WE THINKMAYBE HEAVEN ISN'T A PLACEYOU CAN GET TO.
MAYBE HEAVEN ISJUST AN IDEA.
A FRAME OF MIND,OR SOMETHING GAY LIKE THAT.
MAYBE HEAVEN...IS THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW.
SO, YOU'RE SAYING WE SHOULDBOMB THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW ?
RIGHT, JOHNSON !SIR !
NO, NO !WE SHOULDN'T BOMB ANYBODY.
THE BOYS ARE RIGHT.
THE ONLY HEAVEN WE CAN HOPE FORIS ONE HERE ON EARTH, NOW.
WE SHOULD STOP WAITINGTO GET INTO HEAVEN
AND START TRYINGTO CREATE IT.
( crowd )AWW...
OH, THAT'SSO BEAUTIFUL.
AND I WAS DUMB ENOUGHTO BELIEVE
SADDAM COULD ACTUALLY BEUP THERE BUILDING BOMBS.
♪ WHERE WERE YOU
♪ WHEN THEY DECIDED HEAVENWAS A MORE INTANGIBLE IDEA ♪
♪ AND COULDN'T, COULDN'TREALLY GET THERE ♪♪
Heaven on Earth
The boys give a touching speech about heaven, people cry, and Alan Jackson writes another dumb song.
News 4 does a story about the boys' ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
The ladder breaks through the clouds, but Heaven is still nowhere in sight.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals that he drank Kenny's ashes and realizes that they are the cause of his hallucinations.x CLOSE
The boys realize that Kenny, who died, had the ticket stub they need to claim a five-minute candy shopping spree.x CLOSE
The boys go to Kenny's house to try and find the ticket stub.x CLOSE
Not realizing that the powder in the urn is Kenny's ashes, Cartman mixes them into "chocolate" milk.x CLOSE
The adults stand around weeping while the boys begin their ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.x CLOSE
The military arrives to help build the ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Now that more Americans believe in heaven, they feel that we should bomb it.x CLOSE