CAN I HELP YOU ?
YES, HELLO, I HAVE ALIVING THING INSIDE OF ME
THAT I NEEDSUCKED OUT, PLEASE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKEAN APPOINTMENT.
THE CHARGE IS $230.
$230 ?! I JUST WANT YOUTO VACUUM HIM OUT OF ME
AND NOT PUT HIM UPIN A CONDOMINIUM !
IT'S GONNA BEOKAY, BABE.
LISTEN LADY, YOU GOTTAGET THIS CRAP OUT OF ME !
I DON'T WANT HIMIN ME ANYMORE !
JUST SUCK HIM UPAND THROW HIM OUT !!
OH STEVEN, I CAN'T GOTHROUGH WITH THIS.
I HAVE TO KEEP IT !
DAMMIT !DAMMIT !
THANKS A LOT, KID !
KENNY, KENNY !
KENNY, LOLLY'S CANDYLAND ISGIVING AWAY A SHOPPING SPREE !
WE'RE ALL GONNA PITCH INON AN ENTRY !
ALRIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
HOLD ON TO THATTICKET STUB.
HOLD ONTO THIS, CARTMAN,I MIGHT LOSE IT.
NO, I'LL LOSE ITFOR SURE.
YOU KEEP TRACKOF IT, KYLE.
NO, I DON'T WANT THATMUCH RESPONSIBILITY.
HERE, YOU HOLDONTO IT, KENNY.
YOU BETTER NOT LOSETHAT TICKET, KENNY,
ELSE I WILL KICK YOUIN THE NUTS !!
THE NUTS, THE NUTS...
THE TICKET !!
KENNY DIDN'T HAVE IT ON HIMWHEN HE DIED,
HE PUT IT AWAYSOMEWHERE !
DON'T YOU SEE ?
I CAN STILL HAVE MYCANDY SHOPPING SPREE !
OH MY GOD,YOU GUYS !!
YOU GUYS !!!
Cartman goes to an abortion clinic to get Kenny sucked out.
News 4 does a story about the boys' ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
The ladder breaks through the clouds, but Heaven is still nowhere in sight.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals that he drank Kenny's ashes and realizes that they are the cause of his hallucinations.x CLOSE
The boys realize that Kenny, who died, had the ticket stub they need to claim a five-minute candy shopping spree.x CLOSE
The boys go to Kenny's house to try and find the ticket stub.x CLOSE
Not realizing that the powder in the urn is Kenny's ashes, Cartman mixes them into "chocolate" milk.x CLOSE
The adults stand around weeping while the boys begin their ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.x CLOSE
The military arrives to help build the ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Now that more Americans believe in heaven, they feel that we should bomb it.x CLOSE