WHO ARE BUILDINGA LADDER TO HEAVEN
TO BE WITHTHEIR DEAD FRIEND.
IT'S MAKING AMERICANS START TOBELIEVE IN HEAVEN-- AGAIN.
WELL, WHEN I SEE HOW THIS LADDERHAS BROUGHT PEOPLE TOGETHER,
HOW IT HASCHANGED AMERICA,
I MEAN, HOW CAN INOT BELIEVE ?
DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVEIN THE LADDER TO HEAVEN ?
IF HEAVEN ISAN 8-YEAR-OLD BOY
AND THE LADDERIS MY PENIS...
AND THE PEARLY GATESARE THE--
UH, MEANWHILETHE AMERICAN ECONOMY--
WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE--WE ARE GETTING REPORTS NOW
THAT JAPAN IS BUILDINGTHEIR OWN LADDER TO HEAVEN
TO COMPETE WITH THE U.S.'s.
LET'S GO LIVE TO SNN CORRESPONDENT
NOBU HIRASAMA...( mumbles )
THIS IS NOBUNAGA HIROICHIREPORTING RIVE FROM A TOKYO,
WHERE JAPAN HAS STARTED BUILDINGITS OWN LADDER TO HEABEN.
ALREADY THE JAPANESE LADDEREXTEND FAR INTO SPACE,
AND IS GROWING BY1,000 MILES EVERY DAY.
AS THE ENDEAVOR CONTINUESIT IS BECOMING CLEAR
THAT JAPAN WILL REACH HEAVENBEFORE THE UNITED STATES.
The Ladder Race
Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.
News 4 does a story about the boys' ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
The ladder breaks through the clouds, but Heaven is still nowhere in sight.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals that he drank Kenny's ashes and realizes that they are the cause of his hallucinations.x CLOSE
The boys realize that Kenny, who died, had the ticket stub they need to claim a five-minute candy shopping spree.x CLOSE
The boys go to Kenny's house to try and find the ticket stub.x CLOSE
Not realizing that the powder in the urn is Kenny's ashes, Cartman mixes them into "chocolate" milk.x CLOSE
The adults stand around weeping while the boys begin their ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.x CLOSE
The military arrives to help build the ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Now that more Americans believe in heaven, they feel that we should bomb it.x CLOSE