HURRY UP, KENNY,YOU'RE GONNA BELATE FOR SCHOOL !
I DON'T THINK THAT CHOCOLATEMILK AGREED WITH MY STOMACH.
( belch, fart )
CARTMAN, COME ON !
WHAT, WHAT !
JESUS, YOU BUTTHOLES,IT'S 6:00 IN THE MORNING !
KYLE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO GETOUR WINNING TICKET STUB
BACK FROM KENNY !
A LADDER TO HEAVEN.
WE BUILD IT, CLIMB UP ANDGET OUR WINNING TICKET BACK
FROM THAT ASSHOLE KENNY.
HEY, IF YOU BOYS AREBUILDING A CLUBHOUSE
YOU SHOULD START WITHTHE FLOOR.
WE'RE NOT BUILDINGA CLUBHOUSE,
WE'RE BUILDINGA LADDER TO HEAVEN.
A LADDER TO HEAVEN ?WHY, SON ?
BECAUSE WE WANNASEE KENNY AGAIN.
OH...OH, THAT'S SO SWEET...
THAT'S THE SADDESTTHING I'VE EVER HEARD.
HEY RANDY,CAN I BORROW YOUR--
WHAT THE HELLARE THEY DOING ?
THE BOYS WANT TO SEE THEIRDEAD FRIEND KENNY AGAIN, JIMBO,
SO THEY'RE... BUILDINGA LADDER TO HEAVEN.
KYLE, I THINK YOU'VE BOTHEREDTHE MARSHES ENOUGH.
NO, IT'S ALRIGHT, SHEILA,THE BOYS WERE JUST...
BUILDING A LADDER TO HEAVEN TOSEE THEIR OLD FRIEND KENNY.
A LADDER TO--
OH... OH GOSH...
OH, THAT'SSO TOUCHING.
( all blubbering )
The Ladder Begins
The adults stand around weeping while the boys begin their ladder to heaven.
News 4 does a story about the boys' ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
The ladder breaks through the clouds, but Heaven is still nowhere in sight.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals that he drank Kenny's ashes and realizes that they are the cause of his hallucinations.x CLOSE
The boys realize that Kenny, who died, had the ticket stub they need to claim a five-minute candy shopping spree.x CLOSE
The boys go to Kenny's house to try and find the ticket stub.x CLOSE
Not realizing that the powder in the urn is Kenny's ashes, Cartman mixes them into "chocolate" milk.x CLOSE
The adults stand around weeping while the boys begin their ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.x CLOSE
The military arrives to help build the ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Now that more Americans believe in heaven, they feel that we should bomb it.x CLOSE