WHERE'S KENNY ?
KENNY DIED LAST DECEMBER,DON'T YOU REMEMBER ?
WE KNOW HE'S DEAD !
WE MEAN, WHEREIS HIS BODY ?
HIS BODY ?BUT WHY ?
BECAUSE HE HAS THEGOD DAMN TICKET FOR--
LOOK, WE JUST REALLYMISS OUR FRIEND AND, UH,
WE NEED TO SEE HIS REMAINSFOR CLOSURE.
WHAT THE F--KIS CLOSURE ?
OH, ALRIGHT, BOYS,COME ON IN.
WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU BOYSFOR SO LONG.
WE THOUGHT YOU'DFORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HIM.
HERE HE IS, BOYS,OUR DEAR LITTLE KENNY.
YOU TURNED HIMINTO A TEAPOT ?
NO, THAT'S AN URN, BOYS.
KENNY'S INSIDE IT.
YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERETO SEE YOU, KENNY.
THEY MISS YOU AN AWFUL LOT,LIKE WE ALL DO.
( sobbing )
THANKS FORCOMING BY, BOYS,
IT MEANS A LOT TO US.
OH, NOW, HONEY.
( both sobbing )
The boys go to Kenny's house to try and find the ticket stub.
News 4 does a story about the boys' ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
The ladder breaks through the clouds, but Heaven is still nowhere in sight.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals that he drank Kenny's ashes and realizes that they are the cause of his hallucinations.x CLOSE
The boys realize that Kenny, who died, had the ticket stub they need to claim a five-minute candy shopping spree.x CLOSE
The boys go to Kenny's house to try and find the ticket stub.x CLOSE
Not realizing that the powder in the urn is Kenny's ashes, Cartman mixes them into "chocolate" milk.x CLOSE
The adults stand around weeping while the boys begin their ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.x CLOSE
The military arrives to help build the ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Now that more Americans believe in heaven, they feel that we should bomb it.x CLOSE