OH, HELLO THERE, KIDS !
WELCOME TOLOLLY'S CANDY SHOP !
WE'RE THE KIDS WHOSENAMES YOU CALLED
ON YOUR COMMERCIALLAST NIGHT.
WE'RE HERE TO DOTHE SHOPPING SPREE.
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
YOU BET YOUR FATCLOWN ASS IT IS !
OKAY, I'LL JUST NEEDYOUR TICKET STUB.
TICKET STUB ?
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOUENTERED THE CONTEST
YOU GOT THE OTHER HALFOF THIS TICKET.
OH ( bleep ),WHO HAS THE TICKET STUB ?
IT WAS SUCH ALONG TIME AGO !
WE DON'T REALLY NEEDTHE TICKET STUB, DO WE ?
DON'T NEEDTHE TICKET STUB ?
ARE YOU HIGH ?
HOW ELSE DO I KNOWYOU'RE THE WINNERS ?
OUR NAMES WERE CALLED ONTHE COMMERCIAL LAST NIGHT.
SORRY, BOYS, NO TICKET STUB,NO CANDY SHOPPING SPREE.
IF YOU FIND IT,YOU CAN COME BACK,
BUT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE WEEKTO CLAIM THE PRIZE.
THAT'S CALLEDA "TICKING CLOCK".
WORKS GREATIN THE MOVIES.
GOD DAMMIT !!
WE'VE GOTTAFIND THAT TICKET !
WHICH ONE OF USTOOK IT ?!
IT WAS SO LONG AGOI CAN'T REMEMBER.
WE'VE GOT TO FOCUS !
WE'VE GOT TO FOCUSAND REMEMBER.
ALRIGHT,THERE YOU GO !
HOLD ON TO THATTICKET STUB.
YOU'LL NEED IT TOCLAIM YOUR PRIZE !
SIGN UP FOR THE 5-MINUTESHOPPING SPREE !
YOU HOLD ONTO THIS, CARTMAN,I MIGHT LOSE IT.
NO, I'LL LOSE ITFOR SURE.
YOU KEEP TRACKOF IT, KYLE.
NO, I DON'T WANT THATMUCH RESPONSIBILITY.
HERE, YOU HOLDONTO IT, KENNY.
Need the Ticket Stub
The boys realize that Kenny, who died, had the ticket stub they need to claim a five-minute candy shopping spree.
News 4 does a story about the boys' ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
The ladder breaks through the clouds, but Heaven is still nowhere in sight.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals that he drank Kenny's ashes and realizes that they are the cause of his hallucinations.x CLOSE
The boys realize that Kenny, who died, had the ticket stub they need to claim a five-minute candy shopping spree.x CLOSE
The boys go to Kenny's house to try and find the ticket stub.x CLOSE
Not realizing that the powder in the urn is Kenny's ashes, Cartman mixes them into "chocolate" milk.x CLOSE
The adults stand around weeping while the boys begin their ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.x CLOSE
The military arrives to help build the ladder to heaven.x CLOSE
Now that more Americans believe in heaven, they feel that we should bomb it.x CLOSE