HAFFAAA MALI FI !
THANKS FOR COMING,EVERYONE !
THIS IS THE BIRTHOF THE NEW VERSION
OF RAIDERSOF THE LOST ARK !
WE SHALL SCREEN IT HEREAND THEN DESTROY
ALL THE OLD PRINTSIN CELEBRATION !
BEGIN THE FILM !
OHH, AAAHH !
YOU GUYS !
CLOSE YOUR EYES,DON'T LOOK AT IT !
DON'T WATCH THE MOVIEYOU GUYS !
IT'LL BE TERRIBLE,CLOSE YOUR EYES !
IT'S BEAUTIFUL !
( Ewok chatter )
WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS VERSIONIS AWFUL !
YEAH, THEY RUINED IT !
OH MY GOD,IT'S TERRIBLE !
( screaming )
YOU...YOU GUYS OKAY ?
YEAH, I THINK SO.
MAN, THAT NEW VERSIONMUST'VE SUCKED BALLS.
( cheering,marching band music )
The new "Raiders of the Lost Ark" kills its audience.
The boys are furious about the changes made to classic movies.x CLOSE
The boys get interviewed on "Nightline."x CLOSE
Steve Spielberg has the boys arrested.x CLOSE
The boys offer free hats to anyone who shows up to their rally.x CLOSE
The boys' incentive creates a misunderstanding among the locals.x CLOSE
The free Hat movement splits up it duties.x CLOSE
Cartman initiates plan B.x CLOSE
Trey Parker and Matt Stone talk about "South Park's" re-release.x CLOSE
Tweek is left to save the boys on his own.x CLOSE
Tweek chokes with the RPG.x CLOSE