TONIGHT, STEVEN SPIELBERGAND GEORGE LUCAS

WILL BE AT THE PREMIERE OFTHE NEW, SPECIAL EDITION

OF RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK.

LOTS OF CELEBRITY GUESTSAND OTHER RICH PEOPLE

WILL BE ON HAND TO WITNESSALL THE UPDATED EFFECTS

AND MODERNIZED TECHNOLOGY !

HO-OH !

THE KID ?

THE TWEEKED-OUT KID ?

I'M GONNA BLOW UPTHE PRINT, SPIELBERG !

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YOUR PERSISTENCESURPRISES EVEN ME.

SURELY YOU DON'T THINK YOU CANESCAPE FROM THIS PREMIERE ?

THAT DEPENDS ON HOW REASONABLEWE'RE ALL WILLING TO BE.

ALL I WANTARE MY FRIENDS.

WOW...

EXCEPT FOR CARTMAN,YOU CAN KEEP HIM.

AH !

AND IF WE REFUSE ?

THEN YOUR PREMIEREHAS NO MOVIE !

HE'S DEFINITELYLOST IT.

YUP.

OKAY, OKAY,STAND BACK.

STAND BACK, BACK !

OKAY, KID, YOU WIN,BLOW IT UP.

ZUROCH ! ZUROCH !

BLOW IT BACK TO GOD.

ALL YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN THEPURSUIT OF SEEING A GREAT FILM.

THIS NEW VERSION OF RAIDERSHAS DIGITAL EFFECTS

BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.

YOU WANT TO SEE IT SCREENEDJUST AS MUCH AS I.

COME ON, TWEEK,BLOW IT UP !

SON, WE ARE SIMPLY PASSINGTHROUGH HISTORY.

THIS-- IS IMPROVED HISTORY.

DO AS YOU WILL.

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♪ IN THE TROPICAL ISLESWITH THE COCONUT TREES ♪

♪ THE AIR IS FRESH ANDTHE PEOPLE ARE FREE ♪

♪ BUT HERE IN THE MOUNTAINSTHERE'S NO FREEDOM LIKE THAT ♪

♪ THERE'S A MAN IN PRISONAND HIS NAME IS HAT ♪♪