OF THE VERY FIRST, PILOT EPISODEOF "SOUTH PARK" !
YES, THE CLASSIC, ROUGH,HAND-MADE FIRST EPISODE
IS GETTING A MAKEOVERFOR 2002 !
THE SIMPLE, FUNNY ALIENS ARE NOWSUPER BAD-ASS AND COOL !
THE FLYING SAUCER ?
NO LONGER CHEAP CONSTRUCTIONPAPER-- BUT A 4.0 MEGAPIXEL
NON-DROP DIGITAL MASTERPIECEOF TECHNOLOGY !
YES, EVERYTHING'S NEW.NEW IS BETTER !
WHEN WE FIRST MADESOUTH PARK,
WE DIDN'T WANT TO USECONSTRUCTION PAPER,
WE JUST HAD TOBECAUSE IT WAS CHEAP.
NOW WITH NEW TECHNOLOGY WE CANFINALLY RE-MASTER SOUTH PARK
TO MAKE IT LOOK SHARP,CLEAN AND FOCUSED.
YES, ALL THE CHARM OFTHE SIMPLE LITTLE CARTOON
WILL MELT BEFORE YOUR EYES
AS IT IS REPLACED BY NEWER ANDMORE STANDARDIZED ANIMATION !
FOR INSTANCE, THE SCENEAT THE BUS STOP.
WE ALWAYS MEANT TO HAVEIMPERIAL WALKERS ANDGIANT DEWBACK LIZARDS
IN THE BACKGROUND, BUTSIMPLY COULDN'T AFFORD IT.
GET THIS SPECIAL ENHANCEDVERSION QUICK !
BECAUSE ANOTHER ENHANCED VERSIONWILL LIKELY BE COMING OUTFOR 2003 !
Re-Release of Episode 1 South Park
Trey Parker and Matt Stone talk about "South Park's" re-release.
The boys are furious about the changes made to classic movies.x CLOSE
The boys get interviewed on "Nightline."x CLOSE
Steve Spielberg has the boys arrested.x CLOSE
The boys offer free hats to anyone who shows up to their rally.x CLOSE
The boys' incentive creates a misunderstanding among the locals.x CLOSE
The free Hat movement splits up it duties.x CLOSE
Cartman initiates plan B.x CLOSE
Trey Parker and Matt Stone talk about "South Park's" re-release.x CLOSE
Tweek is left to save the boys on his own.x CLOSE
Tweek chokes with the RPG.x CLOSE