MEMBERS, THIS IS OURDARKEST HOUR.
WE HAVE JUST LEARNEDTHAT GEORGE LUCASAND STEVEN SPIELBERG
NOW INTEND TO UPDATE AND CHANGE"RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK".
( murmuring )
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY WE CANSTOP THIS IMPORTANT,
HISTORICAL PIECE OF ARTFROM BEING HARMED.
MR. SECRETARY ?
OUR INTELLIGENCE TELLS US THATTHE ORIGINAL NEGATIVE
TO RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
IS CURRENTLY SOMEWHEREIN GEORGE LUCAS' HOUSE.
WE NEED TO FINDAND USURP THAT NEGATIVE.
AND IF WE CAN GET A HOLDOF THE NEGATIVE,
THEY CAN'T CHANGETHE MOVIE ?
SOUNDS LIKEA GOOD IDEA TO ME !
I DON'T WANT THEM TO CHANGERAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK !
WE SHOULD GET THATNEGATIVE AS SOON ASWE GET HAT FREE !
( crowd )YEAH !
FREE HAT !FREE HAT !
NO, NO, WE NEED TO DOTHIS FIRST.
BUT WE HAVE TO FREE HAT.
IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,HE KILLED 23 BABIES.
YEAH, BUT IT WASIN SELF-DEFENSE !
YEAH !YEAH !
HE KILLED 23 BABIESIN SELF-DEFENSE ?
HAT WAS ATTACKED MALICIOUSLYAND UNPROVOKED
BY A GANG OF BABIESIN WESTOWN PARK.
WHEN THAT MANY BABIESGET TOGETHER
THEY CAN BE LIKE PIRANHA.
THREE EYEWITNESSESTESTIFIED THAT
IF HAT HADN'T KILLED THOSEBABIES, THEY'D A KILLED HIM !
YEAH !FREE HAT ! FREE HAT !
ALRIGHT, BUT RIGHT NOWWE GOTTA FOCUS ON
GETTING THOSE ORIGINALPRINTS OF RAIDERS.
HE'S RIGHT,WE BETTER SPLIT UP.
SOME OF YOU GO WITH THE BOYSTO GET THOSE FILM PRINTS,
THE REST COME WITH ME
TO GO TALK TO THE GOVERNORABOUT FREEING HAT !
FREE HAT !FREE HAT !...
WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNAHAVE TO DO THIS OURSELVES.
NO, THAT'S IT !I'M OUT !
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE STRESSYOU GUYS CREATE !
WE'RE JUST GONNAFLY TO CALIFORNIA
AND BREAK INTO GEORGELUCAS' HOUSE--
WHAT'S STRESSFULABOUT THAT ?
OKAY, TWEEK, LET METELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU'VE BEEN OUR NEW FRIEND NOWFOR TWO WEEKS, OKAY ?
AND I'VE GOTTA BE HONEST WITHYOU, IT ISN'T GOING WELL.
PEOPLE AREN'T THAT INTO YOU,TWEEK, THEY FIND YOU ANNOYING.
NOW I'D SAY YOU'VE GOTONE LAST SHOT HERE,
AND I DON'T WANT YOUTO BLOW IT, OKAY ?
DOES THAT HELP TAKETHE STRESS OFF ?
Does That Take The Stress Off
The free Hat movement splits up it duties.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys are furious about the changes made to classic movies.x CLOSE
The boys get interviewed on "Nightline."x CLOSE
Steve Spielberg has the boys arrested.x CLOSE
The boys offer free hats to anyone who shows up to their rally.x CLOSE
The boys' incentive creates a misunderstanding among the locals.x CLOSE
The free Hat movement splits up it duties.x CLOSE
Cartman initiates plan B.x CLOSE
Trey Parker and Matt Stone talk about "South Park's" re-release.x CLOSE
Tweek is left to save the boys on his own.x CLOSE
Tweek chokes with the RPG.x CLOSE