I WAS UP ALL NIGHTMAKING HATS--
I ONLY SLEPT FOR AN HOUR--
AND THEN I DREAMT ABOUTMAKING HATS !
BUT I ONLY MADE 15 !
CALM DOWN, TWEEK.15 MIGHT BE ENOUGH.
YEAH, LET'S SEE IF ANYONE'SEVEN SHOWN UP YET.
DUDE, THERE'S LIKE A THOUSANDPEOPLE IN THERE !
A THOUSAND ?OH JESUS, MAN !
I DON'T HAVE NEARLYA THOUSAND HATS !
THEY'RE GONNA KICKYOUR ASS, TWEEK !
TWEEK, IT'S OKAY !
LOOK, MAYBE THESE PEOPLEALL TURNED OUT
BECAUSE THEY BELIEVEIN SAVING FILMS !
MAYBE THEY DON'T EVEN CAREABOUT THE FREE HAT !
( crowd chanting )FREE HAT !FREE HAT !...
OH GOD !
I TOLD YOU GUYS--
NEVER UNDERESTIMATETHE POWER OF A FREE HAT.
I GOTTA MOVE AWAY,YOU GUYS !
RELAX, TWEEK, WE'RE JUST GONNAHAVE TO GO IN THERE
AND EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED.
THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGSRIGHT NOW THAN FREE HATS.
( cheering )
OKAY, UH, WE WANNA THANK YOUALL FOR COMING.
WE'RE REALLY HAPPY TO SEE SUCHENTHUSIASM FOR OUR CAUSE.
UH, ONE THINGBEFORE I CONTINUE:
UNFORTUNATELY, WE DON'T HAVEENOUGH OF THE FREE HATSFOR EVERYONE.
( cheering dies off )
UH, EXCUSE ME ?
YES, WE APOLOGIZE,BUT OUR FRIEND TWEEK HERE,
DIDN'T MAKEENOUGH OF THEM.
OH JESUS, DON'TTELL THEM IT WAS ME !
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.
YOU DON'T ?
YOU MEAN YOU JUST CAME BECAUSEYOU BELIEVE IN OUR CAUSE ?
YEAH, FREE HAT !
HAT McCULLOUGH !
HE WAS SENT TOPRISON IN '82
AND WE BELIEVE HE SHOULDBE RELEASED !
( chanting )FREE HAT !FREE HAT !...
OKAY, APPARENTLY,THERE'S BEEN A BIT OFA MISUNDERSTANDING.
THIS IS A RALLY TO SAVE FILMSFROM THEIR DIRECTORS.
TO DO WHAT ?
WE BELIEVE THAT FILMS ARE PIECESOF ART THAT MUST BE PRESERVED
FROM THE PERVERSE HANDSOF THEIR AGING FILMMAKERS.
COME ON, EVERYONE, GUESSWE'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE.
FREE HAT !FREE HAT !
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT !
DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENINGOUT THERE ?
THE FILMS THAT YOU ALL GREW UPWITH, THAT TOUCHED YOUR LIVES
AND ARE A PART OF YOUR SOUL, ARENOW BEING UPDATED AND CHANGED.
JOIN US AND WE CAN BE A GROUPTHAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE !
CAN WE ALSO WORK TOWARDSFREEING HAT ?
UH, SURE, AND WE'LL ALSOTRY TO FREE HAT.
( raucous cheering )
FREE HAT !FREE HAT !...
The boys' incentive creates a misunderstanding among the locals.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys are furious about the changes made to classic movies.x CLOSE
The boys get interviewed on "Nightline."x CLOSE
Steve Spielberg has the boys arrested.x CLOSE
The boys offer free hats to anyone who shows up to their rally.x CLOSE
The boys' incentive creates a misunderstanding among the locals.x CLOSE
The free Hat movement splits up it duties.x CLOSE
Cartman initiates plan B.x CLOSE
Trey Parker and Matt Stone talk about "South Park's" re-release.x CLOSE
Tweek is left to save the boys on his own.x CLOSE
Tweek chokes with the RPG.x CLOSE