DUDE, THAT SIGN SUCKS,NOBODY'S GONNA SHOW UP !
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT ?
LOOK AT IT, DUDE,
YOU'RE NOT OFFERINGANY FABULOUS PRIZES.
YOU HAVE TO OFFERFABULOUS PRIZES
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SHOW UPFOR YOUR STUPID CRAP.
FREE HAT ?
YEAH, IF YOU OFFER FREE HATS,MAYBE PEOPLE WILL SHOW UP.
BUT WE DON'THAVE HATS !
WE CAN MAKE THEMOUT OF PAPER.
IT'S NOT HARD, JUST STUPIDLITTLE PAPER HATS.
PEOPLE JUST NEED FREE STUFF.
DON'T YOU GUYSKNOW ANYTHING ?
YOU SEE ?
FIRST WE WERE JUST FORMING ACLUB, NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE HATS !
WHERE DOES IT END ?!
ALRIGHT, LET'S GO GETTHE GYMNASIUM READY.
TWEEK, YOU GO MAKE50 HATS.
50 HATS ?OH JESUS !
I'LL NEVER MAKE IT !I'LL NEVER MAKE IT !
CALM DOWN, SON.
REMEMBER WHATDR. NORRIS TOLD YOU--
FIND YOUR CENTER.
MY CENTER ?
( Cartman )TWEEK !
HOW MANY HATSHAVE YOU MADE ?
OH GOD !
WE ONLY HAVE UNTIL 10 A.M.TOMORROW, GET THE LEAD OUT !
AAGH, OH GOD !
The boys offer free hats to anyone who shows up to their rally.
The boys are furious about the changes made to classic movies.x CLOSE
The boys get interviewed on "Nightline."x CLOSE
Steve Spielberg has the boys arrested.x CLOSE
The boys offer free hats to anyone who shows up to their rally.x CLOSE
The boys' incentive creates a misunderstanding among the locals.x CLOSE
The free Hat movement splits up it duties.x CLOSE
Cartman initiates plan B.x CLOSE
Trey Parker and Matt Stone talk about "South Park's" re-release.x CLOSE
Tweek is left to save the boys on his own.x CLOSE
Tweek chokes with the RPG.x CLOSE