WELL, THANKS A LOT,FATHER MAXI
YOU'VE KILLEDOUR RELIGION.
NO, I DIDN'T !
ALL THAT'S DEAD AREYOUR STUPID LAWS AND RULES.
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN WHATBEING A CATHOLIC IS ALL ABOUT:
YOU SEE, THESE AREJUST STORIES.
STORIES THAT AREMEANT TO HELP GUIDEPEOPLE IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR,BE A GOOD PERSON.
AND WHEN YOU STARTTURNING THE STORIES
INTO LITERAL TRANSLATIONSOF HIERARCHIES AND POWER,
WELL... WELL YOUEND UP WITH THIS !
PEOPLE ARELOSING FAITH BECAUSE
THEY DON'T SEE HOW WHAT YOU'VETURNED THE RELIGION INTOAPPLIES TO THEM.
THEY'VE LOST TOUCH WITH ANY IDEAOF ANY KIND OF RELIGION,
AND WHEN THEY HAVE NO MYTHOLOGYTO TRY AND LIVE THEIR LIVES BY
THEY JUST START SPEWING A BUNCHOF CRAP OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS !
WHAT WAS THATLAST BIT ?
LOOK, I'M PROUDTO BE A CATHOLIC.
BUT I AM A CATHOLICIN THE REAL WORLD,
IN TODAY'S WORLD.
IT'S TIME FOR YOU ALLTO DO THAT TOO.
IT IS TIME... FOR CHANGE.
HE'S RIGHT, SHARON.
WE DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVEEVERY WORD OF THE BIBLE
THEY'RE JUST STORIESTO HELP US LIVE BY.
WE SHOULDN'T TOSS AWAYTHE LESSONS OF THE BIBLE
JUST BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLES IN ITALY SCREWED IT UP.
OH RANDY, I DON'T WANT TOPUT FOOD UP MY BUTT ANYMORE.
GANG... I THINK MAYBEWE OWE GOD AN APOLOGY.
DOES THIS MEAN WE HAVE TOGO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS AGAIN ?
NO... IT MEANSWE GET TO, SON.
IT MEANS WE GET TO.
Apology to God
Priest Maxi delivers his finest sermon on the true meaning of Catholicism.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE