CARDINALS, BISHOPSAND PRIESTS !
FATHER MAXI HAS RETURNED !
AND HE HAS THE HOLY DOCUMENTOF VATICAN LAW !
( collective gasp )
HOW DID HE MAKE ITPAST THE WATER LIZARDS ?
YES, I HAVE RETURNED WITH THEHOLY DOCUMENT OF VATICAN LAW,
SO CAN WE PLEASECHANGE IT NOW
TO SAY IT'S NOT OKAYTO HAVE SEX WITH BOYS ?
( tapping echoing )
WAIT, WAIT !
THE POPE WANTSTO SAY SOMETHING !
THE POPE SAYS WE SHALLASK THE HIGHEST SOURCE !!
AHHHH !AHH !CHANTING.
OH MY !
THE HOLY ONE !
BEHOLD THE GREATQUEEN SPIDER !
HAIL,QUEEN SPIDER.HAIL, QUEEN SPIDER.
QUEEN SPIDER ?
OH GREAT QUEEN SPIDERWE SEEK YOUR GUIDANCE.
WHAT DO YOU ASK OF ME ?
GREAT QUEEN SPIDER.
WE WISH TO CHANGEONE OF THE VATICAN RULES.
THE VATICAN RULESCANNOT BE CHANGED.
SO SAYETH THE SPIDER.
GO ON, PRIEST MAXI,SEE IF YOU CAN CONVINCE HER.
ALL RIGHT,THAT DOES IT !
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH !
YOU PEOPLE HAVE COMPLETELY LOSTTOUCH WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD !
YOU SIT IN THIS BIG ROOMWITH YOUR GELGAMEKS ANDYOUR QUEEN SPIDER
AND NONE OF IT APPLIES TO WHATBEING A CATHOLIC IS ALL ABOUT !
BUT THE HOLY DOCUMENTOF VATICAN LAW STATES THAT-
TO HELL WITH THE HOLY DOCUMENTOF VATICAN LAW !
The Queen Spider
The Queen Spider refuses to allow the Holy Document of Vatican Law to be amended.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE