I FOR ONE CAN'T BELIEVEI USED TO LIVE MY LIFE
BY WHAT A VERY OLD AND VERYFICTIONAL BOOK USED TO SAY !
IT'S TRUE, WHAT DOA BUNCH OF STORIES
ABOUT PEOPLE IN ROBESSLAUGHTERING GOATS
HAVE TO DO WITHTODAY'S WORLD ?
ATHEISM HAS DEFINITELYMADE OUR LIVES BETTER.
I MADE SOME QUESADILLASIF ANYBODY WANTS SOME !
OOH !OOH !OOH !
AND IF ANYBODYNEEDS TO POTTY,
THERE'S A POTTY BASKETRIGHT HERE.
OH THANKS, SHARON.
FOR MARTHA AND IWE'RE WORRIED
WE MIGHT HAVE A HARD TIMERAISING OUR SON ATHEIST.
I MEAN- OH THANK YOU.
I MEAN IT COULD END UPBEING VERY DIFFICULT
RAISING AN ATHEIST CHILDIN SUCH A CHRISTIAN SOCIETY.
I FEEL LIKE EVERYWHEREMY POOR SON GOES
HE'S GOING TO BEPERSECUTED FOR HIS BELIEFS.
IF I'M GOING TORAISE MY SON TO BE ATHEIST,
I DON'T WANT HIM SAYING"UNDER GOD" EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL!
THAT COULD REALLYDAMAGE HIM !
"UNDER GOD" SHOULD BETAKEN OUT OF THE- EXCUSE ME-
"UNDER GOD" SHOULD BE TAKEN OUTOF THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.
YUP !YUP ! I AGREE.
AND IT SHOULD BE TAKENOFF OF MONEY AS WELL.
THE RELIGIOUS RIGHTIN THIS COUNTRY
IS TRYING TO FORCE OUR CHILDRENTO BELIEVE WHAT THEY--
AND WE CAN'T LET THE RELIGIOUSRIGHT CORRUPT OUR KIDS !
YEAH !YEAH !THAT'S RIGHT.
Atheists Club Meeting
The South Park Atheists meet and crap out their mouths.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE