HELLO, MY NAME IS FATHER MAXIFROM THE UNITED STATES.
WHAT DO YOU SEEK, FATHER ?
I'M TRYING TO FIND THEHOLY DOCUMENT OF VATICAN LAW
SO THAT WE CANMAKE REVISIONS TO IT.
THE GOSPEL LIESSOMEWHERE BEYONDTHIS DOOR.
BUT MANY TRIALSAWAIT THEE INSIDE.
ONLY HE WHOSE HEARTTRULY BELONGS TO THE LORD
SHALL MAKE IT THROUGH.
I HAVE TO TRY,OUR RELIGION IS IN TROUBLE
AND THAT SCROLLMAY BE OUR ONLY HOPE.
THEN PREPARE YOURSELF.
THE TIME OF TRIALS BEGINS...ADO RAMUS TE CHRISTE !
I WISH YOU LUCK, FATHER.
USE ALL THE STRENGTH, AGILITYAND FAITH THAT YOU HAVE.
VERY WELL...HERE WE GO.
( video game beeps & music )
HMM, THERE'SA LADDER UP HERE...
OH MY GOD A RATTLESNAKE !
A WAY BACK UP !
I MADE IT !
PRAISE BE TO GODHE HATH SHOWN ME THE WAY.
THIS MUST BE IT...
THE HOLY DOCUMENTOF VATICAN LAW.
Priest Maxi recovers the Holy Document of Vatican Law by going through a time of trials.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE