THAT CAN EASILY BE INSERTEDINTO THE ASS IS ESSENTIAL.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SOME FOODSARE SIMPLE TO SHOVE UP THE ASS;
PUDDINGS, SOUPS, RAISINS--
THIS IS A NICERAISIN PUDDING RIGHT HERE--
BUT CAN ALSO STILLEAT OUR FAVORITE FOODS.
WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TODAY,
IS PREPARE A THANKSGIVING TURKEYFOR INTERO-RECTO.
THE KEY TO SHOVINGA TURKEY UP YOUR ASS,
IS FIRST WRAPPINGIT IN STRING,
KEEPING THE POINTY WINGSNEATLY AT THE SIDE.
MRS. STEWART,WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.
NOT RIGHT NOW, I JUSTWANT TO FOCUS ON MY TURKEY
NOW, WE'RE GOING TOBASTE THE TURKEY
WITH LUBRICATING GELRATHER THAN WITH JUICE,
THIS WILL HELP SMOOTH THEINSERTION LATER ON.
WE STILL BAKE AT 400 DEGREES FORTWENTY MINUTES A POUND...
AND WHEN IT'S DONE WE'LL GETSOMETHING LIKE THIS.
SO NOW WE'REREADY TO GO.
LOOKS DELICIOUS,LET'S TRY IT OUT !
YEAH GET IT UP THERE,YEAH, UGGNNNHHH !
AGH... WHEW !
AND THAT IS HOWYOU EAT A TURKEY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE.
Martha Stewart Living
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE