With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.

When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.

The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.

When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.

All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.

The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.

Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.

Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.

The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.

Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.

Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.

With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.

Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.

The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.

The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.

After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.

Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.

Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.

The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.