I WENT DOWN TO THE BANK,AND I GOT KYLE'S 20 DOLLAR BILL
TURNED INTO 20SINGLE DOLLAR BILLS!
SO NOW I CAN DO THIS...
YESSSSS... YYYYESSS...KYLE'S MONEY...
MMMMM, KYLE'S MONEY...
GO F--K YOURSELF,CARTMAN !
OH... FEELS SO GOODON MY SKIN... MMMM...
GET UP FAT BOY, I'MGONNA KICK YOUR ASS !
GEEZ KYLE, DON'T BEA SORE LOSER.
IT'S OVER, OKAY ?I WON, LET IT GO.
SO YOU CRAPPEDOUT YOUR MOUTH !
GOOD FOR YOU !
IT'S STILL STUPIDAND IMMATURE !
DUDE, LOOK !
Our top story tonight:
The age-old questionhas been answered.
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All over the country people arediscovering that yes,
in fact, you will !
The Surgeon Generalhad this to say:
...and the immediate researchshows that the act
is not only amusing,but in fact much healthier
for our bodiesthan the old way of eating.
You see, food enteringthrough the anus
has the benefit of being brokendown on it's way to the stomach
rather than afterward.
Therefore, I believe thatintero-rectogestion
would actually put a stop tohigh cholesterol
and most kindsof stomach cancers.
and I base thaton absolutely nothing.
The Surgeon General's response
has made Americans change theireating habits almost instantly.
"THAT'S STUPIDAND IMMATURE, CARTMAN."
IT IS STUPID AND IMMATURE !
SO YOU GOT PEOPLE TO CRAP OUTTHEIR MOUTHS, WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
A FREAKING MEDAL ?
The mayor of South Park hasannounced that
for first discovering thishealthy way of eating,
young citizen Eric Cartman willbe given a freaking medal !
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE