THERE YOU GO...UH... GRATSIE.
WOW... I'M ACTUALLY HERE !
VATICAN CITY !
YOUR HOLINESS, THIS ISFATHER MAXI FROM AMERICA,
WHO HAS BROUGHT THIS ALLTO OUR ATTENTION.
ADO RAMUS TE CHRISTE.
IN DOMINUS REO.IN DOMINUS REO.
CARDINALS, BISHOPSAND PRIESTS.
AN AMERICAN PRIESTBY THE NAME OF MAXI
HAS BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTIONTHE MOST TROUBLING OF NEWS.
ALL OVER HIS COUNTRY,THERE ARE REPORTS
OF CHILDREN BEING MOLESTEDBY MEN OF THE CHURCH.
IF THINGSCONTINUE THIS WAY
WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVESEX WITH YOUNG BOYS AGAIN !
YEAH !UH-HUH !THAT'S RIGHT !
THAT'S RIGHT--WAIT, WHAT ?!
IN FRANCE AS WELL, WE AREFINDING IT HARDER AND HARDER
TO MAKE LOVE TO OUR BOYS.
IN MOROCCO THEY HAVEARRESTED FIVE OF MY PRIESTS.
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIMEBEFORE THEY GET THE REST OF US !
FATHER MAXI, WHAT DOYOU SUGGEST WE DO
TO NOT GET CAUGHT ?
"NOT GET CAUGHT" ?!NO !
I THINK WHAT WE SHOULD DOIS NOT HAVE SEX WITH BOYS !
RUMBLE, RUMBLE.RUMBLE, RUMBLE.
IT IS NOT WRITTEN ANYWHERE
IN THE HOLY DOCUMENTOF VATICAN LAW
THAT SEX WITH BOYSIS WRONG.
MAYBE WE NEED TO CHANGE THEHOLY DOCUMENT OF VATICAN LAW.
RUMBLE !RUMBLE !AAAGH !
SPEAKING ON BEHALF OFTHE BRITISH CATHOLICS,
IT IS OBVIOUSTHE PRIEST DOESN'T REALIZE
THAT THE HOLY DOCUMENT OFVATICAN LAW CANNOT BE CHANGED !
YEAH !TRUE !THAT'S RIGHT !
YES, AND SPEAKING ON BEHALF OFTHE GELGAMEK CATHOLICS,
I BELIEVE WE SHOULD MOVE ON TOOTHER SOLUTIONS TO THIS PROBLEM!
RUMBLE !RUMBLE !YEAH !
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE