WHAT WOULD THE PRIEST...
POSSIBLY WANT TOPUT IN OUR BUTTS ?
WHAT ARE YOUGUYS DOING ?
WE HAD TO GO MEETWITH THIS COUNSELOR LADY,
AND SHE ASKED US IF THE PRIESTEVER PUT ANYTHING IN OUR BUTTS.
IN YOUR BUTTS ?
YEAH, ISN'T THATTHE DAMNEDEST THING ?
WHY WOULD HE PUTANYTHING IN YOUR BUTTS ?
WE DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHATWE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT.
HELLO THERE, CHILDREN !
WHAT WOULD A PRIESTWANT TO STICK UP MY BUTT ?
UGH, NOBODY'SGOING TO TELL US !
THIS IS GOING TODRIVE ME INSANE !
CALM DOWN, TWEEK, THERE HAS TOBE A RATIONAL EXPLANATION.
OH, DUDE, I THINKI MIGHT HAVE IT.WHAT ?
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE...OKAY, RUN WITH ME ON THIS:
IF YOU EAT FOOD, YOU CRAP OUTYOUR BUTT, RIGHT ?
ALRIGHT, NOW KEEP WITH ME HERE,IT GETS A LITTLE COMPLICATED...
IF YOU EAT FOOD ANDCRAP OUT YOUR BUTT,
THEN MAYBE IF YOUSTUCK FOOD IN YOUR BUTT
YOU COULD CRAPOUT YOUR MOUTH.
CARTMAN, THAT'S THE DUMBESTTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID !
THAT'S NOT DUMBTHINK ABOUT IT !
FOOD GOES IN THE MOUTH,COMES OUT THE BUTT
FOOD GOES IN THE BUTT,COMES OUT THE MOUTH.
THAT'S NOT DUMB,THAT'S GENIUS.
IT WOULDN'T WORK !
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT ?
I DON'T NEED TO,IT WOULDN'T WORK !
I'LL BET YOU 20 BUCKSIT'LL WORK !
YOU'RE ON,FAT BOY !
OKAY, LET'S GO, JEW !
( crowd protesting )DOWN WITH GOD !
STAN, YOU'REAN ATHEIST NOW !
YOU TOO, TWEEK !
( protesting )DOWN WITH GOD !
I'M A WHAT ?
FATHERS, I WANT TOTHANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE