AND I NEED TO ASK YOUA FEW QUESTIONS
ABOUT YOUR PRIEST, OKAY ?
OKAY... WOULD YOU SAY THATFATHER MAXI IS NICE OR MEAN ?
OKAY, WHAT WORDS WOULD YOU USEDESCRIBE YOUR CHURCH'S PRIEST ?
OKAY... AND DID FATHER MAXI,AT ANY TIME,
EVER TRY TO PUTSOMETHING IN YOUR BUTT ?
IN-IN OUR BUTT ?
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE ASHAMEDOR EMBARRASSED, JUST-
DID HE EVER TRY TOPUT ANYTHING IN YOUR BUTT ?
LIKE MONEY, WHAT ?
YOU MEAN LIKEA GOLDFISH ?
NO, NO... DID HE EVERTRY TO PUT ANYTHING
THAT BELONGED TO HIMIN YOUR BUTT ?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
HAVING TO SIT OUTHERE WAITING TO FIND OUT
IF OUR PRIESTMOLESTED OUR KIDS !
YEAH, WHAT HAS CATHOLICISMCOME TO, ANYWAY ?
YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'VEJUST HAD IT WITH THE CHURCH.
ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGSTHEY'VE DONE TO KIDS.
I THINK I'M GOING TOBECOME AN ATHEIST !
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA !
I'M GOING TO BEAN ATHEIST TOO !
LET'S ALL BE ATHEISTS !
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
IF THERE WAS A GOD,
WHY WOULD HE LET OUR KIDS BEMOLESTED IN THE FIRST PLACE ?
YEAH, LET'SKILL GOD, YEAH !
WELL, LET'SJUST BE ATHEISTS.
ALRIGHT !YEAH !WOO-HOO !
Losing Their Religion
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.
Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.x CLOSE
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi attempts to reason with a roomful of clergymen.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out what a priest would want to put in their butts.x CLOSE
After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi goes to the Vatican, only to find that the sexual abuse is common worldwide.x CLOSE
Stan's dad tries crapping out his mouth.x CLOSE
The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart eats a Thanksgiving turkey with her ass.x CLOSE