CAN I HELP YOU ?
YES, MY MOMMY TOLD METHAT THIS IS WHERE
I COULD FINDSOME SEA MEN.
YOUR... MOM TOLD YOU ?
DO YOU HAVETHEM OR NOT ?
WE SELL SEMEN, YES, BUTNOT NORMALLY TO CHILDREN.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?
FRANCIS, LET'S TALK.
I DON'T WANNA BUNCH OFBULLCRAP FROM YOU,
AND YOU DON'T WANT A BUNCH OFBULLCRAP FROM ME, RIGHT ?
WHERE DOES THATGET US-- NOWHERE.
THE TRUTH IS I AM COMPLETELYCERTIFIED TO HANDLE SEA MEN,
AND THOUGH I MAYAPPEAR YOUNG,
I'M ONE OF THE LEADING SEA MENAUTHORITIES OF THE MIDWEST.
UP AND COMER, YOU KNOWWHAT I'M SAYING.
HAVE MY OWN BUSINESS SOONAND I'LL NEED PEOPLE TO HELP ME RUN IT,
I'M TALKINGABOUT YOU, FRANCIS,
AND I'M TALKING ABOUTA SIX FIGURE INCOME,
HOW'S THAT SOUND ?
EVERYTHING WE SUPPLYIS BY THE QUARTER OUNCE.
ONE DONOR, CERTIFIEDAND ON RECORD.
I SEE, VERY INTERESTING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
LET'S TAKE A LOOK HERE...
SEEMS LIKE QUALITY STUFFYOU GOT HERE, FRANCIS.
YEAH, GOOD TEXTURE,NICE CONSISTENCY.
THE SEA MEN MUST BE ALIVEAND HEALTHY IN THERE.
I'LL TAKE FIVE.
FIVE ? VIALS ?
WE DON'T HAVETHAT MUCH HERE.
DAMMIT, GIVE MEALL YOU GOT THEN !
Cartman Goes to Sperm Bank
Cartman attempts to buy five gallons of semen from a sperm bank.
Disappointed that the Sea People are brine shrimp, the boys feed them to Mrs. Choksondik.x CLOSE
The Sea People destroy themselves in a religion-fueled war.x CLOSE
The boys decide to order "Sea People" from an ad.x CLOSE
Butters abandons his plan to block out the sun when he finds out "The Simpsons" did it.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams about the Sea People.x CLOSE
Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.x CLOSE
The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."x CLOSE
The boys ask Chef the difference about between "semen" and "sea men" .x CLOSE
The boys are almost caught in the morgue trying to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik.x CLOSE
Chef eases the boys' fears of being murderers.x CLOSE