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SO THAT A HUGE SOCCER RIOTCAN DESTROY-

SIMPSONS DID IT !SIMPSONS DID IT !

-TAKE ALL THE BEER CANSIN SOUTH PARK

AND HAVE THEM SHAKEN UP IN AHUGE MIXER AT THE PAINT STORE

SO THAT THEY-

EPISODE 9F17 ENTITLED'SO IT'S COME TO THIS'.

FINE !

THEN MAYBE I'LL JUST FORGETABOUT DESTROYING THE TOWN,

AND JUST RUN AWAYAND JOIN THE CIRCUS !

SIMPSONS DID IT.

AAAGH !

THERE, WE JUST PUTTHE SEA PEOPLE BACK

IN THE TANK WITH THE OTHERS,AND NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW.

THE BLOOD IS WASHEDNEATLY FROM OUR HANDS.

ALRIGHT, CHILDREN, I GOT YOUFOUR TICKETS TO THAILAND

AND 300 DOLLARS CASH.

IT'S GONNA BETOUGH LIVIN' FOR A WHILE,

YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DOSOME THINGS FOR MONEY

YOU NEVER THOUGHT OFDOING BEFORE.

IT'S ALRIGHT, CHEF.

WE GOT OUR SEA PEOPLEOUT OF THE TEACHER'S STOMACH,

AND WE PUT THEM BACKIN THEIR AQUARIUM.

WAIT... WHAT ?"SEA PEOPLE" ?

THE SEA PEOPLE THAT WEPUT IN THE TEACHER'S COFFEE !

UH, MAYBE YOU BETTERSTART FROM THE BEGINNING.

...AND THEN WE PUT THEMBACK IN THE TANK.

OH, CHILDREN,YOU MISUNDERSTOOD !

SEA PEOPLE ISDIFFERENT FROM SE-MEN !

IT IS ?

YES THAT STUFF THAT WASIN THAT VIAL

DIDN'T COME FROM YOU,

IT CAME FROMSOMEONE ELSE !

AND I THOUGHTYOU CHILDREN

TOOK TURNS RAPING AND THENMURDERED THE TEACHER.

HA HA HA.

WELL IF THEY FOUND SOMEBODYELSE'S SE-MEN IN HER STOMACH

MAYBE THEY'LL FINDOUR SEA PEOPLE TOO !

RELAX, CHILDREN !

DRINKING SOME BRINE SHRIMPCAN'T KILL YOU !

YOUR TEACHER MUST HAVE DIEDFROM SOMETHING ELSE !

OH REALLY ?

AGH !I'M SO RELIEVED !

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALAAAGHH !

ALRIGHT, YOU CHILDRENHAVE HAD A LONG NIGHT.

WHY DON'T WE ALL GET SOME REST,AND ON MONDAY,

I'LL SING YOU A SONGEXPLAINING THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN SEMENAND SEA PEOPLE.

COME ON, CHILDREN,I'LL WALK YOU ALL HOME.

OKAY, G'NIGHT CARTMAN.

'NIGHT, GUYS.

I'M SO GLADWE'RE NOT MURDERERS.

AH, IT'S SO GREAT THATEVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL.

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