SO THAT A HUGE SOCCER RIOTCAN DESTROY-
SIMPSONS DID IT !SIMPSONS DID IT !
-TAKE ALL THE BEER CANSIN SOUTH PARK
AND HAVE THEM SHAKEN UP IN AHUGE MIXER AT THE PAINT STORE
SO THAT THEY-
EPISODE 9F17 ENTITLED'SO IT'S COME TO THIS'.
THEN MAYBE I'LL JUST FORGETABOUT DESTROYING THE TOWN,
AND JUST RUN AWAYAND JOIN THE CIRCUS !
SIMPSONS DID IT.
THERE, WE JUST PUTTHE SEA PEOPLE BACK
IN THE TANK WITH THE OTHERS,AND NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW.
THE BLOOD IS WASHEDNEATLY FROM OUR HANDS.
ALRIGHT, CHILDREN, I GOT YOUFOUR TICKETS TO THAILAND
AND 300 DOLLARS CASH.
IT'S GONNA BETOUGH LIVIN' FOR A WHILE,
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DOSOME THINGS FOR MONEY
YOU NEVER THOUGHT OFDOING BEFORE.
IT'S ALRIGHT, CHEF.
WE GOT OUR SEA PEOPLEOUT OF THE TEACHER'S STOMACH,
AND WE PUT THEM BACKIN THEIR AQUARIUM.
WAIT... WHAT ?"SEA PEOPLE" ?
THE SEA PEOPLE THAT WEPUT IN THE TEACHER'S COFFEE !
UH, MAYBE YOU BETTERSTART FROM THE BEGINNING.
...AND THEN WE PUT THEMBACK IN THE TANK.
OH, CHILDREN,YOU MISUNDERSTOOD !
SEA PEOPLE ISDIFFERENT FROM SE-MEN !
IT IS ?
YES THAT STUFF THAT WASIN THAT VIAL
DIDN'T COME FROM YOU,
IT CAME FROMSOMEONE ELSE !
AND I THOUGHTYOU CHILDREN
TOOK TURNS RAPING AND THENMURDERED THE TEACHER.
HA HA HA.
WELL IF THEY FOUND SOMEBODYELSE'S SE-MEN IN HER STOMACH
MAYBE THEY'LL FINDOUR SEA PEOPLE TOO !
RELAX, CHILDREN !
DRINKING SOME BRINE SHRIMPCAN'T KILL YOU !
YOUR TEACHER MUST HAVE DIEDFROM SOMETHING ELSE !
OH REALLY ?
AGH !I'M SO RELIEVED !
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALAAAGHH !
ALRIGHT, YOU CHILDRENHAVE HAD A LONG NIGHT.
WHY DON'T WE ALL GET SOME REST,AND ON MONDAY,
I'LL SING YOU A SONGEXPLAINING THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN SEMENAND SEA PEOPLE.
COME ON, CHILDREN,I'LL WALK YOU ALL HOME.
OKAY, G'NIGHT CARTMAN.
I'M SO GLADWE'RE NOT MURDERERS.
AH, IT'S SO GREAT THATEVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL.
Semen vs. Sea-Men
Chef eases the boys' fears of being murderers.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
Disappointed that the Sea People are brine shrimp, the boys feed them to Mrs. Choksondik.x CLOSE
The Sea People destroy themselves in a religion-fueled war.x CLOSE
The boys decide to order "Sea People" from an ad.x CLOSE
Butters abandons his plan to block out the sun when he finds out "The Simpsons" did it.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams about the Sea People.x CLOSE
Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.x CLOSE
The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."x CLOSE
The boys ask Chef the difference about between "semen" and "sea men" .x CLOSE
The boys are almost caught in the morgue trying to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik.x CLOSE
Chef eases the boys' fears of being murderers.x CLOSE