( doorbell ringing )
WELL, HELLO THERE,CHILDREN !
CHEF, WE DIDSOMETHING KIND OF BAD.
WE DON'T KNOWWHO ELSE TO TALK TO !
OH, I'M SURE YOURLITTLE CRACKER PROBLEMS
AIN'T ALL THAT BAD.
COME ON IN.
NOW JUST SIT DOWNAND TAKE A DEEP BREATH
AND TELL OL' CHEFWHAT'S GOIN' ON.
WE NEED YOU TO PROMISENOT TO TELL ANYBODY.
NOW CHILDREN, EVERY PROBLEMCAN BE WORKED OUT.
WHAT WAS IT ?
WE KILLED OUR TEACHER,
AND THEY FOUND OURSEA MEN IN HER STOMACH.
OH CHILDREN,THAT'S A PROBLEM
WE ALL HAVE TO FACEAT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER.
HERE, LET ME SING YOU A LITTLESONG THAT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP.
♪ SOMETIMES YOU KILL YOUR TEACHER ♪
♪ AND THEY FIND YOURSEMEN IN HER STOMACH ♪
♪ AND THE-- WAIT, WHAT ?
SO WHATSHOULD WE DO ?
WOW, I GUESS THISREALLY IS A BIG DEAL.
WE'VE ONLY GOTONE OPTION, YOU GUYS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOGO TO THE HOSPITAL
WHERE THEY'REDOING THE AUTOPSY,
AND GET OUR SEA MENBACK OURSELVES !
I PULLED OUT MY HAIR !
Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher
The boys ask Chef the difference about between "semen" and "sea men" .
Disappointed that the Sea People are brine shrimp, the boys feed them to Mrs. Choksondik.x CLOSE
The Sea People destroy themselves in a religion-fueled war.x CLOSE
The boys decide to order "Sea People" from an ad.x CLOSE
Butters abandons his plan to block out the sun when he finds out "The Simpsons" did it.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams about the Sea People.x CLOSE
Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.x CLOSE
The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."x CLOSE
The boys ask Chef the difference about between "semen" and "sea men" .x CLOSE
The boys are almost caught in the morgue trying to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik.x CLOSE
Chef eases the boys' fears of being murderers.x CLOSE