I broughtyou something !
Ooh, what is it ?
( fart )
SEE ? WE'RE JUST WATCHINGCARTOONS LIKE ALWAYS.
JESUS CHRIST,SHE'S DEAD !
STOP IT, TWEEK !
WE'RE PRETENDING LIKENOTHING HAPPENED.
Phillip, I thinkI may have accidentally
killed Celine Dion !
Killing is neveran accident you dickface !
( fart )
OH JESUS,CHANGE THE CHANNEL !
...and in other newsstill no cause of death found
for elementary school teacherDiane Choksondik
however, doctors saythat during the autopsy,
they did find semenin her stomach !
THEY FOUNDTHE SEA MEN !
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIMEBEFORE THEY FIND THE WOMEN TOO !
The autopsy is ongoing,
and cause of deathhas yet to be determined.
OH GOD !WE'RE DEAD !
OH JESUS,THAT'S IT, MAN !
I WANT NOTHING MORETO DO WITH YOU GUYS !
TWEEK, WHEREARE YOU GOING ?
THEY'RE GONNAFIND YOU OUT !
AND WHEN THEY DO I DON'T WANNABE WITHIN 50 FEET OF YOU !
YOU'RE GONNA FRY MAN !
HEY, TWEEK, YOU'RE IN THISJUST AS MUCH AS WE ARE !
WHAT ? I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUTTHE SEA PEOPLE IN HER COFFEE !
I WASN'T EVEN THEREWHEN YOU DID IT !
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE OUR NEW FRIENDAND THAT MAKES YOU CO-PEE-ABLE.
IN FACT, IT MAKES YOUTHE MOST RESPONSIBLE.
TWEEK, YOU MIGHT HAVE TOTAKE THE FALL ON THIS ONE.
Tweek You Might Have to Take The Fall
The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."
Disappointed that the Sea People are brine shrimp, the boys feed them to Mrs. Choksondik.x CLOSE
The Sea People destroy themselves in a religion-fueled war.x CLOSE
The boys decide to order "Sea People" from an ad.x CLOSE
Butters abandons his plan to block out the sun when he finds out "The Simpsons" did it.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams about the Sea People.x CLOSE
Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.x CLOSE
The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."x CLOSE
The boys ask Chef the difference about between "semen" and "sea men" .x CLOSE
The boys are almost caught in the morgue trying to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik.x CLOSE
Chef eases the boys' fears of being murderers.x CLOSE