GENERAL DISARRAY,ARE YOUR PARENTS HOME ?NO.
I'VE DONE IT,GENERAL DISARRAY !
I'VE COMPLETED MY MOSTHORRIBLE DEED TO DATE !
YOU KNOW THE BIG STATUEIN THE TOWN SQUARE
OF PIONEER JOHNWESLEY POWELL ?
I SNUCK OVER THEREWITH A HACKSAW
AND I CUT OFF HIS HEAD !
HA HA !OH... UH-
THEY'RE PROBABLYJUST REALIZING IT NOW !
QUICK, WE MUSTTURN ON THE NEWS !
...but Hillary Clinton's assjust keeps getting bigger.
also in the news tonight
a vandal has apparentlycut off and stolen
the head of the Powell statuein the South Park town square !
LOOK !LOOK !
I MADE THE NEWS !
I'VE WREAKED HAVOC !
The head was takenin the early morning hours,
and the policehave no leads !
I FINALLY MADETHE WORLD SORRY !
I BROUGHTSADNESS AND CHAOS !
This act remindedall of us of the time
that Bart Simpson took the headof the Springfield statue
in one of theirclassic episodes.
Here's what some peoplehad to say.
Well, I think whoevertook the head
was really just doingan homage to The Simpsons
and I think it's great !
Yes, it really made me reflecton that episode and laugh !
The Simpsons issuch a great show
and we need reminders like thisto keep us watching !
The police say that instead oflooking for the missing head,
they'd ratherleave it off,
and be reminded ofThe Simpsons every day.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THESIMPSONS ALREADY DID THAT ?
YOU SEEMED SO PROUD
I DIDN'T WANNABUM YOU OUT.
Cutting the Head off The Powell Statue
Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.